Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
gillingham, doncaster and acrrington stanley
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...having a single transfer thread.
Ihaters
Player Valuation: £35m
Minimum expectations...
Selling two players.
Transfer window closing gently without being slammed
Maximum fee of 10m being spent throughout the whole league, except Everton who pay 25m for a backup to Baines, who's half as good as Oviedo.
Actual expectations, slight improvement to the team but not much.
Selling two players.
Transfer window closing gently without being slammed
Maximum fee of 10m being spent throughout the whole league, except Everton who pay 25m for a backup to Baines, who's half as good as Oviedo.
Actual expectations, slight improvement to the team but not much.
Nil Satis Niasse Optimum
Player Valuation: £20m
A free transfer goalkeeper and loan signing of an out-of-favour striker from a bottom half Premier League side.
Little Ralphy
Player Valuation: £15m
New keeper
2 new central midfielders
new striker
new creative forward (wide player)
Anything less and the fume will flow freely
2 new central midfielders
new striker
new creative forward (wide player)
Anything less and the fume will flow freely
ImKoneKoneKoneKone
Player Valuation: £1m
A new world class keeper
two new class centre backs
a class young right back
a class young left back
two new world class centre mids
a belter right winger
an even better left winger
two world class forwards.
And a bottle of bleach cause well be signing Enner Valencia for 25 mill permo
two new class centre backs
a class young right back
a class young left back
two new world class centre mids
a belter right winger
an even better left winger
two world class forwards.
And a bottle of bleach cause well be signing Enner Valencia for 25 mill permo
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I expect us to sack Koeman, Moshiri buys out Klopp to be our next manager. Klopp then releases the following statement:
"I'm delighted to have signed at last for a really big football club, it feels my career has been building up to this point, small stepping stones and now I have made the massive jump in class to Everton.
When I moved to Liverpool it was quite clear the people were passionate, warm and funny, I was therefore disappointed to find out these were all Evertonians and the shower across the park that I used to manage, their fans were all gobshites.
I look forward to crushing them in the next derby."
I don't care that we had to pay him 100 million pounds to say that, the look on the RS faces would be priceless. Make it so Mosh!
"I'm delighted to have signed at last for a really big football club, it feels my career has been building up to this point, small stepping stones and now I have made the massive jump in class to Everton.
When I moved to Liverpool it was quite clear the people were passionate, warm and funny, I was therefore disappointed to find out these were all Evertonians and the shower across the park that I used to manage, their fans were all gobshites.
I look forward to crushing them in the next derby."
I don't care that we had to pay him 100 million pounds to say that, the look on the RS faces would be priceless. Make it so Mosh!
I don't expect us to do anything, I live merely in hope
Kieranjb94
Player Valuation: £150k
New keeper
4 new defenders
4 new defenders
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