minor things that make you fume

[kev]

Accidentally opening a message from a girl immediately after receiving it making you look super keen.

And again ffs.

Hey, have I told you guys?
























I get messages from girls.

(nice one BLF We're all happy for you)

 

[tommye]

I can slam my front door shut but it knackers the mechanism, so I have to turn my key in the lock as I shut it. Pretty much means I can never lock myself out.

Small adjustments to the receiver/door will sort that in 10 mins.

 

[jal123]

Next doors small, VERY yappy dog.

Punt it over the fence like a Jonny Wilkinson penalty.

 

[chrismpw]

Does anybody know where my car keys are ffs!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Does anybody know where my car keys are ffs!

Yes. They're not in my pocket.

 

[Groucho]

The co-ordinated rise in general pain and age.

 

[The Cowboy]

Small adjustments to the receiver/door will sort that in 10 mins.

I actually prefer it this way!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hey, have I told you guys?
























I get messages from girls.

(nice one BLF We're all happy for you)

Just because you're a social retard Kev don't hate on a playa.

 

[kev]

Just because you're a social retard Kev don't hate on a playa.

 

[Rsoles]

Does anybody know where my car keys are ffs!

They are lost mate that's where they are

 

[Baines' left foot]

Small adjustments to the receiver/door will sort that in 10 mins.

; )

 

[larbert toffee]

Does anybody know where my car keys are ffs!

 

[COYBL25]

When you fancy a nice soak in the bath, only to find that your misssus has put about half a dozen washes on for some reason earlier on in day and there's not even enough hot water left for a shave.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

When you fancy a nice soak in the bath, only to find that your misssus has put about half a dozen washes on for some reason earlier on in day and there's not even enough hot water left for a shave.

When you fancy a nice soak in the bath, only to find that your misssus has put about half a dozen washes on for some reason earlier on in day and there's not even enough hot water left for a shave.

boil the kekkle mush

 

[COYBL25]

boil the kekkle mush

I did.

The point is that she doesn't give a flying one about emptying all the hot water !!!!