tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Doing great that lad from Napoli.Napoli tried to make us blink, we just kept lashing the money on the table, United will be begging us for loose change in 4years.
Nearly as good as that duffer from Palace.

Doing great that lad from Napoli.Napoli tried to make us blink, we just kept lashing the money on the table, United will be begging us for loose change in 4years.
Doing great that lad from Napoli.
Nearly as good as that duffer from Palace.![]()
BoooooooooooEverton, Everton
No. Youre just describing a typical winger.
A bit like me saying Tom cleverley and pogba are similar
lol
Him being flopped at United because we have higher expectation, doesn't mean he's a bad player. Unfortunately Martial is just a better player. You are trying to think that play poor at United means the player will play poor at Everton when both clubs have different expectations.
The fact that he scored a lot of goals outside PL than what Bolasie did when he played outside PL shows that he's better than Bolasie and you spent £27m on Bolasie. Memphis Depay just needs more times and he's still 22 years old.
some classic work from google translate here
You think you know anything?
but no mate
I was gonna go to court...but Memphis Depay!
Gonna pay my child support...but Memphis Depay!
Took my whole pay check & i know why!
(Why man?...yea heavy!)
Cos...Memphis Depay
Memphis Depay
Memphis Depay
(La da da da da da da da da)
you're an utter danger...Nothing you could say could tear me away from...Depay!!!
(Depay)
Nothing you could do 'cause I'm stuck like glue to Depay!!!
(Depay)
I'm sticking to Depay like a stamp to a letter,
like birds to a feather we stick together,
I'm telling you from the start i can't be torn apart from....Depay!!!
You think you know anything?
but no mate
Well said mateI know United have spent about a billion since Ferguson to be sat in 6th.
I know you have had 4 managers in 5 seasons - soon to be 6 when you sack mourinho - which lets face it you will do as he's been hired entirely on getting you top4 and winning the league and he's failing on both.
I know you spent a world record fee on Pogba purely to try show you are relevant and on par with Madrid and Barca still, 89m for a lad you let go a few years earlier on a free LOL
I know that paying 89m for a player who isn't on the same planet in terms of influencing games as Ronaldo, Messi, Bale, Suarez, Neymar has made you a bit of a laughing stock in football.
I know your world class manager has been sent off more times than your world record signing has scored goals.
I know United ruin players since ferguson left, not one player has joined you and seen his reputation or value increase afterwards, your overpaying and will lose money hand over fist as they one by one are sold on for considerable losses (Schneiderlin and Depay - both out the door this January and will both show they are good players and something is fundamentally broken at United.
I know that come this Summer United will be losing 100m from there Adiddas deal due to failing to qualify for the CL, on top off the loss of roughly 40-50m this season and then again next for not qualifying for the CL
I know United budget for consistantly qualifying for the CL and having the money available from their sponsorship deals
I know United are a Business before a football club with the Glazers in charge and they will soon pull the rug on endless spending whilst they take massive revenue hits.
I know you are 100% not from Manchester
We are cheering for memphis.
Singing his name as he scores a goal
Cheering for memphis.
Please don't turn into Van den meyde.
(Walking on memphis tune)