Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
He's probably dead.
No point calling the hospitals as he refuses to enter one...
He's probably dead.
He's probably just been buried in the garden.No point calling the hospitals as he refuses to enter one...
He's probably just been buried in the garden.
Better the more I walk on it, worse after waking up oddly.@Ashtonian what's the latest?
Better the more I walk on it, worse after waking up oddly.
Getting it looked at tomorrow by a podiatrist so should be sorted then
Better the more I walk on it, worse after waking up oddly.
Getting it looked at tomorrow by a podiatrist so should be sorted then
Then don't wake up oddlyBetter the more I walk on it, worse after waking up oddly.
Getting it looked at tomorrow by a podiatrist so should be sorted then
And what about his footIt probably bruises and stiffens overnight.
Oh my days, the memories.
I remember seeing that the first time it was posted and being genuinely in awe of it. One of the great posts anywhere.

...leopard and spotsThen don't wake up oddly
Didn't see him. had to come home so fired an email over to him to re arrange another day this week he is over in the hospital to have a look. It isn't as painful walking on it but more painful touching it@Ashtonian what did the doc say?
Stop touching it?Didn't see him. had to come home so fired an email over to him to re arrange another day this week he is over in the hospital to have a look. It isn't as painful walking on it but more painful touching it
That's morning gloryIt probably bruises and stiffens overnight.
I like walking around for half an hour with a wigwam in my boxiesThat's morning glory
Your just needing a slash!