The Amazing Adventures of Ashtonian.

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Ashtonian said:
Not really when my job doesn't require me to walk, when it was my hand it was a different story but then at the same time i did go in after it happened for them to send me home.



I have a policy, so many within a period of time. Granted my work has been very supportive of this and never triggered the policy for me when they probably should have so in exchange for that i don't want to then push it the other way and take advantage. So as long as i am not sick and can get to work then i'll be here, try and make it til next year before the inevitable bug hits. the last one was a sinus infection and a chest infection at the same time, which kept me off for 2 weeks.





Yeah got a policy. Never triggered it so kinda want to extend the gaps between sick leave as much as possible. Hell i had to book the day off as holiday when my daughter had her heart procedure as i knew about it in advance.
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So instead of taking a morning off to go the hospital, you continue to walk on it, risking damaging it further, resulting in exponentially more time off. I'm not sure you're thinking this through.

Hardline though it seems, your daughters op day should either be holiday, or unpaid parental leave.
 

caught said:
25/11/2016

"Real pain getting to work today - seems like the ground was lower than usual. Pretty sure the bus stop was looking at me funny. Hopped on the bus and the driver said he hoped I burned in hell haha. Wasn't a bad journey to be honest, had a cheeky Lidl 4-pack of white chocolate muffins. Felt a bit sick after and an old lady said I reminded her of the bloated corpse of her husband after he washed up on the coast. Haha

"Got to work and my teammates had replaced my chair with a large wooden stake with nails hammered into it. Mentioned this to my supervisor and she recommended I rub a cheese grater across my face until the pain went away.

9:33am - Went for my morning poo
10:22am - Finished my morning poo

"Felt a little bit chilly so went to the kitchenette to microwave my hands. Might have to go to the doctors in a bit.

"Posted a thread on Grand Old Team about how to tie shoelaces. Some helpful advice, I think, but I'll continue to tie them with clenched fists for now. Might go to the doctor to ask what she thinks. Posted a thread about breathing, as I keep forgetting to breathe. Most replies suggest I just stop breathing altogether haha.

"12:25pm - supervisor asks why the f*** I haven't done any work yet. To be honest I'm thinking of making a complaint.

"12:30pm - Lunch Time! Went to Subway for a salad. They were out of ranch dressing so I asked them to drizzle a foot long steak and cheese on it instead. It's skint week this week so I only got one cookie.

"4:00pm - Back from lunch. Supervisor said she'd sack me on the spot if she didn't think there's be a discrimination claim. Not sure what she means. Teammates collectively defecated on my desk and moulded it into a statue of my fiance fellating the cast of Christmas with Mrs Brown's Boys. She must have been on Instagram this morning.

"4:33pm - time for home. Subway had an afternoon delivery of ranch dressing so I ordered a cheeky pint for the trip. Got off the bus at the wrong stop because a stranger was shouting at me for no reason. Posted about it on Grand Old Team and everybody replied that I shouldn't have sat on his lap to begin with.

"Home! Noticed the fiance was getting double-stuffed by two guys wearing goat masks, so I went into the kitchen to defrost the onion rings. Fiance came in and told me that when she said "frozen onion ring" it was actually a metaphor for how I should think of her vagina haha. Tried to book some entertainment for the wedding - called a guy about a trapeze act, he said it would just be him and the corpse of his nan's dog, and that he'd basically just jump up and down on the corpse to the tune of 'Paradise City' until people started to vomit. Also said he was legally obliged to inform me he is a convicted paedophile (unreformed). Booked him for £750, although he said he'd probably turn up late.

"Nice and cosy in bed, under the sink. Fiance said she had poked some holes in the bleach and rat poison and that I should remember to breathe.

"All in all not a bad day."
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Had me at the first sentence, 'ground was lower than usual' lol

Props for 'skint week'

Good effort... 3/10.
 
Ashtonian said:
Not really when my job doesn't require me to walk, when it was my hand it was a different story but then at the same time i did go in after it happened for them to send me home.



I have a policy, so many within a period of time. Granted my work has been very supportive of this and never triggered the policy for me when they probably should have so in exchange for that i don't want to then push it the other way and take advantage. So as long as i am not sick and can get to work then i'll be here, try and make it til next year before the inevitable bug hits. the last one was a sinus infection and a chest infection at the same time, which kept me off for 2 weeks.
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See kids, all down to vaping.
 
@Ashtonian so you hobble into the office, wearing trainers and limping like a 3 legged dog...

Your boss forbids you to go to the doctor...

This makes no sense.
 

caught said:
25/11/2016

"Real pain getting to work today - seems like the ground was lower than usual. Pretty sure the bus stop was looking at me funny. Hopped on the bus and the driver said he hoped I burned in hell haha. Wasn't a bad journey to be honest, had a cheeky Lidl 4-pack of white chocolate muffins. Felt a bit sick after and an old lady said I reminded her of the bloated corpse of her husband after he washed up on the coast. Haha

"Got to work and my teammates had replaced my chair with a large wooden stake with nails hammered into it. Mentioned this to my supervisor and she recommended I rub a cheese grater across my face until the pain went away.

9:33am - Went for my morning poo
10:22am - Finished my morning poo

"Felt a little bit chilly so went to the kitchenette to microwave my hands. Might have to go to the doctors in a bit.

"Posted a thread on Grand Old Team about how to tie shoelaces. Some helpful advice, I think, but I'll continue to tie them with clenched fists for now. Might go to the doctor to ask what she thinks. Posted a thread about breathing, as I keep forgetting to breathe. Most replies suggest I just stop breathing altogether haha.

"12:25pm - supervisor asks why the f*** I haven't done any work yet. To be honest I'm thinking of making a complaint.

"12:30pm - Lunch Time! Went to Subway for a salad. They were out of ranch dressing so I asked them to drizzle a foot long steak and cheese on it instead. It's skint week this week so I only got one cookie.

"4:00pm - Back from lunch. Supervisor said she'd sack me on the spot if she didn't think there's be a discrimination claim. Not sure what she means. Teammates collectively defecated on my desk and moulded it into a statue of my fiance fellating the cast of Christmas with Mrs Brown's Boys. She must have been on Instagram this morning.

"4:33pm - time for home. Subway had an afternoon delivery of ranch dressing so I ordered a cheeky pint for the trip. Got off the bus at the wrong stop because a stranger was shouting at me for no reason. Posted about it on Grand Old Team and everybody replied that I shouldn't have sat on his lap to begin with.

"Home! Noticed the fiance was getting double-stuffed by two guys wearing goat masks, so I went into the kitchen to defrost the onion rings. Fiance came in and told me that when she said "frozen onion ring" it was actually a metaphor for how I should think of her vagina haha. Tried to book some entertainment for the wedding - called a guy about a trapeze act, he said it would just be him and the corpse of his nan's dog, and that he'd basically just jump up and down on the corpse to the tune of 'Paradise City' until people started to vomit. Also said he was legally obliged to inform me he is a convicted paedophile (unreformed). Booked him for £750, although he said he'd probably turn up late.

"Nice and cosy in bed, under the sink. Fiance said she had poked some holes in the bleach and rat poison and that I should remember to breathe.

"All in all not a bad day."
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The reality is that you're probably very close to the truth with this ;)
 
Ashtonian said:
If anyone is interested.

Work won't let me go to A+E nor have any additional time to go and see a walk in beyond an hour, which is impossible to be seen in that time lets be honest.

So another day i can't get it looked at :(
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Discrimination that Ash.

First your work colleagues won't talk to you, your given no work to do all day and they've moved you're desk next to the gents bogs. Now they won't let you go to the hospital to get your foot seen too / sectioned.

I know a decent employment lawyer if you're interested ?
 
COYBL25 said:
Discrimination that Ash.

First your work colleagues won't talk to you, your given no work to do all day and they've moved you're desk next to the gents bogs. Now they won't let you go to the hospital to get your foot seen too / sectioned.

I know a decent employment lawyer if you're interested ?
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They'll start complaining about the stench of decaying gangrenous flesh soon. The lad can't win.
 

orly said:
"Why I walked to work this morning"

bus driver today, gave him a tenner asked for a day rider ( 3 50 ) he gave me 1 50 sayin theres 5 i thought in my head ye ok hes obviously made a mistake then he gave me the fiver ( 6 50 ) then i go to the back next min he shouts come here a sec he said giss tha fiver gave u too much he said u only gave me a fiver and am like you wha are you messin and he said no u gave me a fiver a said give me my f****** money ya cheeky cart he said go down to such an such a place forgot the name of the place ( arriva hq or somethin to do with arriva ) he said and sort it there a said no we will sort it now ya stupid cart then he pulled out the tenner with the five and gave me the fiver back a said theres the tenner there ya cheeky cart i was really tempted to open up the door rag him out and take all his money seriously the cheeky cart ( maybe a few people wont like me sayin that or will have somethin to say but i dont give a [Poor language removed] he tryed to have me off ) then as i got off on lodgey called him a bellend and he said nothin, cheeky skinny runt
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Oh my days, the memories.
 

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