The Amazing Adventures of Ashtonian.

[Ashtonian]

lol in spirit of the thread.

Caught a ditto on pokemon go this morning, which is a big deal game wise as they have only just come out in it.

 

[Bungle]

Diary entry - 22nd November 2016 - Broke foot today, no idea how. Have tried rubbing subway ranch sauce into my foot like the guys on the internet suggested but that hasn't helped. Have had to listen to my future wifes head smashing off the headboard this evening, have hobbled in and asked her and her dad to keep the noise down but they didn't even notice I was there. Went back downstairs and tidied up and made them both dinner, they worked up quite an appetite. Watched the Coronation Street omnibus and then slept on the sofa.

 

[cronullasharks]

Diary entry - 22nd November 2016 - Broke foot today, no idea how. Have tried rubbing subway ranch sauce into my foot like the guys on the internet suggested but that hasn't helped. Have had to listen to my future wifes head smashing off the headboard this evening, have hobbled in and asked her and her dad to keep the noise down but they didn't even notice I was there. Went back downstairs and tidied up and made them both dinner, they worked up quite an appetite. Watched the Coronation Street omnibus and then slept on the sofa.

Oh my

 

[Ashtonian]

Diary entry - 22nd November 2016 - Broke foot today, no idea how. Have tried rubbing subway ranch sauce into my foot like the guys on the internet suggested but that hasn't helped. Have had to listen to my future wifes head smashing off the headboard this evening, have hobbled in and asked her and her dad to keep the noise down but they didn't even notice I was there. Went back downstairs and tidied up and made them both dinner, they worked up quite an appetite. Watched the Coronation Street omnibus and then slept on the sofa.

Mate, should make your own thread if you want to update us on your day

 

[orly]

"Why I walked to work this morning"

bus driver today, gave him a tenner asked for a day rider ( 3 50 ) he gave me 1 50 sayin theres 5 i thought in my head ye ok hes obviously made a mistake then he gave me the fiver ( 6 50 ) then i go to the back next min he shouts come here a sec he said giss tha fiver gave u too much he said u only gave me a fiver and am like you wha are you messin and he said no u gave me a fiver a said give me my f****** money ya cheeky cart he said go down to such an such a place forgot the name of the place ( arriva hq or somethin to do with arriva ) he said and sort it there a said no we will sort it now ya stupid cart then he pulled out the tenner with the five and gave me the fiver back a said theres the tenner there ya cheeky cart i was really tempted to open up the door rag him out and take all his money seriously the cheeky cart ( maybe a few people wont like me sayin that or will have somethin to say but i dont give a [Poor language removed] he tryed to have me off ) then as i got off on lodgey called him a bellend and he said nothin, cheeky skinny runt

 

[Bungle]

Mate, should make your own thread if you want to update us on your day

It would read - Woke up, went to work, got paid to be a knobhead on the internet most of the day and said things to people online that I'd be to afraid to say to their face. Went home, cried about my existence. Masti Chat - Wank - Cry - Bed.

 

[orly]

It would read - Woke up, went to work, got paid to be a knobhead on the internet most of the day and said things to people online that I'd be to afraid to say to their face. Went home, cried about my existence. Masti Chat - Wank - Cry - Bed.

Everyday is someone's birthday I guess.

 

[Ashtonian]

"Why I walked to work this morning"

bus driver today, gave him a tenner asked for a day rider ( 3 50 ) he gave me 1 50 sayin theres 5 i thought in my head ye ok hes obviously made a mistake then he gave me the fiver ( 6 50 ) then i go to the back next min he shouts come here a sec he said giss tha fiver gave u too much he said u only gave me a fiver and am like you wha are you messin and he said no u gave me a fiver a said give me my f****** money ya cheeky cart he said go down to such an such a place forgot the name of the place ( arriva hq or somethin to do with arriva ) he said and sort it there a said no we will sort it now ya stupid cart then he pulled out the tenner with the five and gave me the fiver back a said theres the tenner there ya cheeky cart i was really tempted to open up the door rag him out and take all his money seriously the cheeky cart ( maybe a few people wont like me sayin that or will have somethin to say but i dont give a [Poor language removed] he tryed to have me off ) then as i got off on lodgey called him a bellend and he said nothin, cheeky skinny runt

Like 99% of that didn't happen, you got the word bus right though lol

 

[kev]

"Why I walked to work this morning"

bus driver today, gave him a tenner asked for a day rider ( 3 50 ) he gave me 1 50 sayin theres 5 i thought in my head ye ok hes obviously made a mistake then he gave me the fiver ( 6 50 ) then i go to the back next min he shouts come here a sec he said giss tha fiver gave u too much he said u only gave me a fiver and am like you wha are you messin and he said no u gave me a fiver a said give me my f****** money ya cheeky cart he said go down to such an such a place forgot the name of the place ( arriva hq or somethin to do with arriva ) he said and sort it there a said no we will sort it now ya stupid cart then he pulled out the tenner with the five and gave me the fiver back a said theres the tenner there ya cheeky cart i was really tempted to open up the door rag him out and take all his money seriously the cheeky cart ( maybe a few people wont like me sayin that or will have somethin to say but i dont give a [Poor language removed] he tryed to have me off ) then as i got off on lodgey called him a bellend and he said nothin, cheeky skinny runt

God I miss him

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Had someone call me an Alt-right steam blowin' 1 footed something or other today, clda been worse I suppose cos he clda called me a kopite.

 

[degsy]

Right Ash, a dedicated thread for you... like an online diary. All I ask is you write a brief summary of your day here every evening around 9pm . Anything weird or funny which happened in your day or any little nuances which are bugging you and you need help with. Look forward to your first post.

'The Strange World of Gurney Slade' for the 21st Century

you'll have to google it - wouldn't know where to start with links and such...but it's him to a Tee

edit; If @Ashtonian was a 'Mr Man' who would he be

Mr. 'Why Me' ??

 

[Zatara]

had a pain in my foot...asked the lads on GOT what it was and Zat said it was gout.

Googled it and saw that people cant walk properly if they get it so, cos im a trooper and dont like bothering the doctor or his lesbian receptionist i cut it off with my personal nemesis from fray bento...

"The Tin".

How ironic that i could have died last month thanks to fray bento...now its saved me from gout.

 

[tommye]

He's just a fat Frank Spencer.

 

[Groucho]

@Groucho you know what to do

I'll send mick round their houses.

 

[Kurt.]

@Ashtonian I made you this thread all for you... out of the goodness of my heart.. the least you could do is make a bloody contribution you ungrateful get.