Guilty Secrets

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After school when I was about 15, I once did a "look at me big fart" by lifting my leg and pumping it out. Problem was I had had a sausage dinner with curry sauce the night before . So I massively crapped myself . And I had to take a 20 min bus ride home . . .
I nearly did the same when I learned this unintentional outcome was known as a 'shart'. Don't know why it tickled me so much, but it did...
 


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