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[Goat]

Calling in the cavalry this early, wowzer.

Hes lucky im Ill, I would be passing him along like an actual joint at 4am.

 

[Durham Toffee]

What's wrong with doing it properly? Like in the good old days.

A bit of tradition. Seeing her and being enchanted by the way she smiles or laughs. Building up the courage to speak to her, getting to know her and the things she likes and enjoys. Growing the relationship until you look into her eyes and just know she's the one.
And she knows you're not.
The texts and phone calls. The pain of rejection. The stalking her on Facebook and mapping her every move. Then the beautiful moment you snatch her off the street and bundle her into your van. That rush of adrenaline as you drive off at high speed knowing that for a couple of hours at least, or until the police find you and smash down the door, you can subject her to all manner of humiliation and do to her what you'd only previously dreamt of and plotted out exactly many many times.

I miss the good old days.

Kinell...

 

[tommye]

Calling in the cavalry this early, wowzer.

Ain't no show without Punch...

 

[Connor]

On his knees here, and not in a good way.

 

[chicoazul]

Sales of chloroform are at an all time low. We are a nation built on the finest chemists saving the world with their genius. We must help preserve them.

Imagine them on our garys? It would hashtag their tiny insecure minds.

 

[Sapie88]

This is the King of the twenty somethings on here paying his dues.

Put the jam jars down lads. You ain't got them minerals.

Excuse me?

 

[tommye]

Hes lucky im Ill, I would be passing him along like an actual joint at 4am.

Get well soon big guy.

Love you X

 

[Tigger]

Calling in the cavalry this early, wowzer.

Desperate cry for help, thought he could at least take into the later rounds

 

[chicoazul]

On his knees here, and not in a good way.

Lid the more you say it the more it doesn't come true. Where are you fellow rats now? They scattered. It's time for another dose of Ritalin and mummy gonna help you find a job tomorrow. Except tomorrow never comes.

I'd national service the lot of you.

 

[tommye]

Imagine them on our garys? It would hashtag their tiny insecure minds.

To be fair to 'them' their capacity for imbibing illicit substances is to be admired.

Fair play to the ket wigged nukfuggets

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Azul. R U OK

 

[sageyefc]

On his knees here, and not in a good way.

The azuls have a proud tradition of getting on their knees

 

[rascal]

Was there a participle inspiring eulogy in a Bieber song or is this just another weird little obsession from the beard scrotes?

Bieber is so passe lad.

 

[tommye]

The azulas have a proud tradition of getting on their knees

 

[Deleted member 28206]

What's wrong with doing it properly? Like in the good old days.

A bit of tradition. Seeing her and being enchanted by the way she smiles or laughs. Building up the courage to speak to her, getting to know her and the things she likes and enjoys. Growing the relationship until you look into her eyes and just know she's the one.
And she knows you're not.
The texts and phone calls. The pain of rejection. The stalking her on Facebook and mapping her every move. Then the beautiful moment you snatch her off the street and bundle her into your van. That rush of adrenaline as you drive off at high speed knowing that for a couple of hours at least, or until the police find you and smash down the door, you can subject her to all manner of humiliation and do to her what you'd only previously dreamt of and plotted out exactly many many times.

I miss the good old days.

£300 for 2hrs and then she's gone.