Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

AdamEFC · August 30, 2016

Buy a bag of lemo. Go and stand in Mansion or somewhere like that and tell some prinny you've got lemo. Take said prinny home.

anjelikaferrett · August 30, 2016

Sapie88 said:
How old are you? Just asking for a mate like.

Too old for you!

Edit: apologies: too old for your mate

tommye · August 30, 2016

anjelikaferrett said:
Too old for you!

He is a man of very loose morals.
Nothing is off limits.

anjelikaferrett · August 30, 2016

Bungle said:
He said I had a gift and that the hairs on his arms were standing on end, I was so proud and I think I fell in love with him a little bit. He was about 60 and looked a bit like Sid Waddell that did the darts commentary, but in a skirt.

Crying laughing at this. Best post so far.

dandydan · August 30, 2016

admirschleck said:
Ok this is getting out of hand, people are genuinely giving him advices. Not cool lads.

Excuse me love, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Caolam · August 30, 2016

There is someone out there for everyone, your someone might come with a foot pump and a puncture repair kit.

mawders · August 30, 2016

Moomin said:
I'm going to give you genuine advice here. You need to be inspired from a movie in the 80's to help you achieve your dream.

The movie I think will resonate with you for many reasons. The movie is called " Mask " it's based in the 80's or late 70's which is like North Wales now. His mother played by Cher is a bit of a village bike no doubt like your mother ( Come on people, it's North Wales )

The hero of the movie is in a similar situation to you, he had never had a girlfriend like you. But, he stuck at it and pulled a fit Blondie. She may have been blind but he wasn't bothered as he played hide the sausage.

Well played Rocky Dennis

But not everyone has ray parlour's unique looks

sageyefc · August 30, 2016

Numbers game dawg, just keep trying to hit on girls and eventually one will give in, might take one attempt might take several attempts, judging by the fact you can't get laid with tinder I imagine you might need a few attempts.

Or plan B, get a brass

Moomin · August 30, 2016

mawders said:
But not everyone has ray parlour's unique looks

Rocky Dennis would have been a cracking centre back.

bignev23 · August 30, 2016

My advice is simply don't bother, they really are much better as a fantasy than in real life. They'll swallow all your cash nothing else and they moult worse than a German Shepherd and by the sounds of it you'll end up with a right munter anyway

ItsOKImAPilot · August 30, 2016

No means yes and yes means anal.

jaycee · August 30, 2016

bignev23 said:
My advice is simply don't bother, they really are much better as a fantasy than in real life. They'll swallow all your cash nothing else and they mount a German Shepherd and by the sounds of it you'll end up with a right munter anyway

roydo · August 30, 2016

ItsOKImAPilot said:
No means yes and yes means anal.

Oh Christ. Now I am utterly confused.

jaycee · August 30, 2016

roydo said:
Oh Christ. Now I am utterly confused.

Yes

bizzaro · August 30, 2016

RhylBlue said:
I think this is my first post outside the Everton forum so I am slightly nervous. Have found GOT to be a decent community during my time on here so I've decided to just go for it. In a nutshell I am 25 and straight but have never actually had a girlfriend. I would like to ask for some pointers, words of advice or things of that ilk. How did you guys meet your girlfriends and missuses? I've been using tinder for about eight months without success. Never bothered with dating sites as I assume the odds of success on them are even less than on tinder.

Mate. Just go up to her.

Tell her you saw her through the window and thought she was stunning so you thought you'd come and say hello.

Worked for me.