Everton Transfer Thread 2016

Bungle · August 30, 2016

mkrudden said:
oh absolutely mate.
Just hope @neil999 can make it. I haven't seen him since he left with our ma's last deadline day.
Neil?

Come to think of it I've not seen him since then either, and he's had a kid as well. Is there a chance one of us has a sibling fathered by Neil?

Bungle · August 30, 2016

neil999 said:
I'm not fooling for that one again! I cleverer now

Want anything from sainsburys? hopefully will get lucky on a discounted sandwich, that will be my deadline day bargain.!!.haar,hee ohhh no...

Pork pies, fondant fancies and some sunny delight please mate.

mkrudden · August 30, 2016

Bungle said:
Come to think of it I've not seen him since then either, and he's had a kid as well. Is there a chance one of us has a sibling fathered by Neil?

lollol
Right let's discuss this tomorrow when we meet. I'll send the windowly message tomorrow. Probs be about 9am-ish.
And bungs mate, bring some of that squirty cream i like.

davek · August 30, 2016

roydo said:
I have always like Wilshere, the footballer.

A year here, away from the London scene and Arsenals wrecking ball Injuries Prevention Unit wouldnt be the worst idea in the world. Like you say, on form/fit, he is a very good footballer.

Didnt him and Fabregas own Barcelona in their pomp a few years back?

Who better to understand the deep lying playmaker than Koeman himself? If it's doable we should do it. He's a bit of a pain, but he's not Joey Barton levels of pain.

deipnosophist · August 30, 2016

mellowblue said:
Losing his religion....

...we're signing Apostate?...has he got a u tube clip?

neil999 · August 30, 2016

Bungle said:
Pork pies, fondant fancies and some sunny delight please mate.

Superb! Not even bothered if we sign anyone now...

Tubey · August 30, 2016

Wilshere is in the Gibson category for me - talented actual footballer, not fit enough to actually play for any length of time, and his commitment to being in the best shape possible is very questionable.

A cheap loan with the option to bin him off if a disaster won't harm. Needs an option to buy though just in case.

TheHumbleEgg · August 30, 2016

abelard said:
apart from the four that we did get in, obvs

....it appears we're not counting them because they weren't 76 million quid each.

Them's the rules it seems.

blueblue · August 30, 2016

jrj said:
Your so boring, you've been posting the same [Poor language removed] all day.

I think that is what happens with Alzheimers. No short term memory.

davek · August 30, 2016

bluestevon said:
Problem is doesn't matter his talent when he is permanently injured really, end up paying 100k pw in wages for 5 games.

He's got a terrible injury record alright. Seems to be recurrence of ankle injuries.

If he's able to play now I still think a year long loan would be a good chance to take. Such is our lack of creativity.

jrj · August 30, 2016

Wilshere would be a good loan signing if he could stay fit, but the chances of him staying fit all season are almost 0. I'd rather have him playing than our current back ups.

roydo · August 30, 2016

davek said:
He's got a terrible injury record alright. Seems to be recurrence of ankle injuries.

If he's able to play now I still think a year long loan would be a good chance to take. Such is our lack of creativity.

Was listening to a well informed Gooner earlier. He reckons his problem, (ankle wise) is that the way he dribbles, with the ball slightly in front of him all the time, sort of poked forward rather than under close control, gives oppo players the chance to nick the ball, but cos he catches up with it so quickly, his ankle, not the ball, gets the boot.

If that makes sense. Did when he said it, doubt that did mind.