Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Eggs]

Apparently waiting on Napoli - he's agreed to the move...

http://www.[Publication is blacklis...poli-star-manolo-gabbiadini-agreed-only-wait/

 

[Blue Cheese]

This Indi thing reminds me of a time I arrived in London a few hours before I was meeting a few people, went the pub, text around saying I'm in 'xxxxx', expecting a few people to come - no one turned up lol

 

[toffeejack]

....Martins Indi apparently in the country. Asda watch

http://sportwitness.co.uk/player-arrives-england-liverpool-everton-race-sign-wednesday-night/

if liverpool are after him as well, that means we should definitely swerve. Who was the last good defender they bought? hyypia?

 

[BlueToff]

Why you being like that. I have feeling yeno.

Was just a little wind up lad

When the window's over and we haven't signed anybody, I'll bow down to thee

 

[eurosrees]

Got to laugh as us and West Ham playing a game of who can be rejected the most within one transfer window, like the chuckle brothers in a Mayfair hotspot.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

....Martins Indi apparently in the country. Asda watch

http://sportwitness.co.uk/player-arrives-england-liverpool-everton-race-sign-wednesday-night/

Good find.

"......half expected to completed a move"

 

[brieverton]

Gabbiadini looking more likely but as to other "targets" things will be on, off, and on again and it's literally anybody's guess in the next 32 hours as to how many and who we'll sign.

 

[Eggs]

Good find.

"......half expected to completed a move"

....yep, I laughed at that bit myself.

 

[Eggs]

Gabbiadini looking more likely but as to other "targets" things will be on, off, and on again and it's literally anybody's guess in the next 32 hours as to how many and who we'll sign.

....Napoli apparently keen on Bony as a replacement, funny how these things can work out;

http://www.insidefutbol.com/2016/08...-selling-manolo-gabbiadini-to-everton/302533/

 

[DanEFC92]

Perez has finally signed for Arsenal.

 

[SiEdmo]

I think £2.5m for a supposed captain of the netherlands is great business. It's nothing money and a good squad filler. I'd like to see holgate and kenny battle it out, but for that price i'm okay with a bit more of an experienced alternative.

Soton thinking that's a good price is just plain weird though.

supposed captain of the Netherlands?

he doesn't even play for them, he plays for Curacao (didn't realise that blue horrible drink had a team)

*of course I know Curacao is a Dutch colony off Venezuela*

 

[Mashtray]

note to self - always boo perez

 

[Librarian]

 

[MACCA75]

Remy gone to Palace on loan.

West Ham have £42mil bid for Lacazette rejected.

The mentalness has started.

What's mental about Palace getting Remy?

 

[Bagpuss]

Think we will sign Gabiadini or whatever his name is, then expect Lukaku to get in a hissy fit that he is no longer a guaranteed starter at a lowly club like Everton and try and engineer a move away like McCarthy is allegedly doing. We sell both Lukaku and McCarthy and bring in Slimani and Hightower. We then bring in Mata to supply beautiful throughballs to our new deadly strikeforce and Lukaku cries into his hands as Hazard still wont pass him the ball at Chelsea. We swerve Jack Wilshire for being a bad whopper but then in a fit of madness Koeman and Walsh decide to bring Ravel Morrison back to the North West. Moyesy reluctantly agrees to let Lamine Kone further his career and uses the money to buy Man Utds entire reserve team. McCarthy ends up at West Ham where he promptly snaps Payet in a freak training ground accident and is immediately hounded out of that chav-fest of a club. Koeman also signs some random Dutch player noone has heard of but Zat knows all about. Niasse has a freak accident in training meaning he will never play football again allowing Everton to claim insurance compensation and McGeady wins a pie eating contest but suffers a cardiac arrest, ending his 'career.' Dont know what happens to Leandro or McAleny though.
Anyway thats my prediction, can anyone else better that?