Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[d4kyxx]

Feel sorry for those fans who genuinely believe like every season that big things will happen, only to be let down again.

Admire your optimism but your only hurting yourselves.

On another angle I've heard deals for niasse Oviedo and McGeady are all done. All on hold until replacements if any are brought in. McGeady is to Dundalk, niasse to hull and Oviedo to sporting Lisbon

 

[The Mighty Quint]

Jim White on sky saying he's received a text from Moshiri saying watch this space.

 

[fandjango]

For all of the hand wringing bed wetting cryarses in here whinging about a lack of net spend, just pretend we spunked £28m on Gana and £19m on Stekelenburg, there, we still got value for money and now are 40 million pound poorer.

Exactly and much more simple than me all afternoon trying to convince them that Net Squad Improvenent is a better metric than Net Spend
Does anybody want to go back to the squad that finished last season including an unhappy misfiring John stones ?

Net spend since then very low ...
Net squad improvement high and projected higher ...

 

[Petit]

Dangerous game this but I'm expecting 1 possibly 2 tomorrow.

Good man.

 

[Paul w]

Dangerous game this but I'm expecting 1 possibly 2 tomorrow.

Should I get the mata or witzel shirt out the bin.haha

 

[Professor Toffee]

The best part of deadline day is when they run out of transfers so run some breaking news stories on transfers that happened days before, also can't wait to hear what Tony Cascarino and Simon Jordan think of Bristol City's new record signing.

The lawnmower!

 

[Jayhow15]

The queen can take a kumquat and shove it up her queefing crackly (German) va jay jay.

Speechless for once.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Based on several conversations, if pressed I'd say:

Begovic, Sissoko, striker (1 of 3) from Italian league and Kone. Surprise package would be one of the original big beasts we sought early in the summer.

SSN meltdown if all of this came off. They wouldn't know whether to hate it or love it.

 

[dholliday]

i've heard we're back in for a certain german

 

[fandjango]

Po

Yo @Connor, been out all day, I need an update.

points at a barrel of severed heads which were falling off all afternoon.
"Update enough ?"

 

[Dario Terracotta]

i've heard we're back in for a certain german

Hitzlesperger?lol

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Speechless for once.

Doesn't merit a response.

 

[Professor Toffee]

i've heard we're back in for a certain german

Not Kaiser Wilhelm?

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Not that fussed on Sissoko tbh.

 

[Petit]

Really really hope stuff happens tommorow. Witsel, Sissoko, and a striker would be fantastic.

At 4 pm tomorrow the main Efc related headline of the day will probably be something like "Barry sure Barkley will bounce back stronger after England snub".