A Special Event

[darkwingduck]

Well it's not a new signing we can be sure of that.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

And James.

I'd run out of semen tonight.

James Vaughan? We do need a second striker like.

 

[sageyefc]

@everton announce Draxler

 

[Ashtonian]

That sounds like it is more a regular occurance they are planning on doing.

So no big news, probably just a meet the players type of thing

 

[summerisle]

Kenwright is going to be ritually sacrificed in Wicker Man style on the site of the new ground.

Jennifer Jewell reprising the role of Britt Ekland.

 

[orly]

That sounds like it is more a regular occurance they are planning on doing.

So no big news, probably just a meet the players type of thing

Exactly.

Nothing to see here lads.

 

[BlueToff]

It's the third kit.

Store is closing at 4pm today. It makes sense.

 

[tim gabbott]

Jeremy Kyle does lye detector results live on bill kenwright Does he know ware the arteta money is

 

[pornpimol2]

It's the third kit.

Store is closing at 4pm today. It makes sense.

Plus look at the colours on the tweet. Looks like the blag 3rd kit.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Trolled by an ex-pro footballer to trolled by the club inside 24 hours.

Twitter is a wonderful thing.

Oh, and @KUEFC09U2 has three Tweets on that thread already. LOL

edit: FIVE INSIDE 20 MINS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

orly?

 

[orly]

orly?

Hello Bryan

 

[john jako]

Rom and Geri are going to spitroast Laura Merrin

I'd pay box office money to see this.

 

[Bungle]

Just been past the ground and saw Robert Elstone stood outside with a family size tub of Vaseline, a well known celebrity lesbian, some dry ice, a ferrett and 2 metres of plastic tubing. Make of that what you will.

 

[orly]

Just been past the ground and saw Robert Elstone stood outside with a family size tub of Vaseline, a well known celebrity lesbian, some dry ice, a a ferrett and 2 metres of plastic tubing. Make of that what you will.

The plot thickens.

 

[ToffeeDan]

We've kidnapped a couple of useful RS players and replaced them with a highly adaptable robot copies. One of them plays well one game in six and score a couple of goals on trips to London but then hibernates for two months repairing the damage. The Prototype - known as The Moreno - has been in service for a couple of years.

There are plans afoot with the latest version to make them perfect and play them in Royal Blue.