Posh people things

[summerisle]

Polo
Henley Regatta
Straw Boaters
Pimms, disgusting.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

EU grants for leaving their land untouched



Haha! Swallow it, toffs

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Polo
Henley Regatta
Straw Boaters
Pimms, disgusting.

Was just about to post the last three....Forgot about polo - God knows how!

 

[summerisle]

Unrequited love for peasants called Ted.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I bet when they go to McDonald's they order a fillay o' fish.

 

[Seathestars]

They pay top dollar for strawberries and cream at Wimbledon but put it on their credit cards which they never pay off anyway.

 

[summerisle]

Caviar
Dressing for dinner
Dallying with fascists

 

[Seathestars]

They never buy their kids sweets or an ice cream, using the excuse that they're unhealthy.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

If two posh types each with double-barrelled surnames got married, would they then have to have a four word surname, complete with three hyphons, or take a surname from each and make a new double-barrelled surname?

 

[summerisle]

Nannies

 

[Durham Toffee]

Winchesters.

Barbour jackets.

Land Rover Defenders.

Flat caps.

Tweed.

Pipes.

Brandy.

 

[summerisle]

Gentleman's Clubs
The Daily Telegraph
Birth, marriage and death announcements in the Times
Old school ties
Hunting
Incest

 

[Seathestars]

They pretend to know some member of the Royal Family.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Ya, ya.

Fabulous.

Ya.

 

[Blue 1]

university rugby teams should all be set on fire

*Applause*

Biggest bunch of cockstashes around. Why are they incapable of finishing a pint without chanting some inane song and another member of the squad dipping their cock in it or some other twattery?