Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ilikecheese]

I don't see where he would fit in to the squad either

Door unlockerer...someone to push Ross and Kev who both desperately need pushing for places.

 

[chicoazul]

He said. She said.

Go and have fun boys and girls and when we sign someone then you'll enjoy it more.

Y'all too intense/virgins.

 

[ilikecheese]

He said. She said.

Go and have fun boys and girls and when we sign someone then you'll enjoy it more.

Y'all too intense/virgins.

You're right of course.

Hate it when I get lured into the virgin meltfest.

*kicks self

 

[CairnsToffee]

IT LOOKS BAD DOH MATE, HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO FACE MY FAMILY IF WE SELL DER STONES FIRST

MONEY CANT BUY YOU STONES DEY SED, WHAT A JOKE LAR

SELL TO BUY FC

MOSHIRI LERNER

DAZZA, GET THAT PLANE FELLA ON TWITTER

Nope, no idea what you just said there, just plain old waffle???

 

[CairnsToffee]

What has come of comrade Eric? Did thy finally bend forum rules too far?

I believe it was an injury, being that miserable he tripped over his bottom lip and broke his neck, my god rest his soul.....

 

[USABlue]

Still makes me fume. Massively out of Stannis character. Anyways would be nice to sign someone soon but as long as we get our targets by the end of window it's alright.

 

[Moomin]

ALL THIS IS BICKERING AND ARGUING IS UPSETTING THE TRANSFER GOD!! OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND SOUL AND HE WILL GIVE MATA TO OUR LIVES!!!!

REJOICE IN HIS TRANSFER LOVE!!!

 

[USABlue]

ALL THIS IS BICKERING AND ARGUING IS UPSETTING THE TRANSFER GOD!! OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND SOUL AND HE WILL GIVE MATA TO OUR LIVES!!!!

REJOICE IN HIS TRANSFER LOVE!!!

The night is dark and full of terrors

 

[CairnsToffee]

Just read over 1100 messages whilst in work and all I got out of it was the new banner at the top means we are signing Kirstie Alley, pre Jennie Craig..........

 

[ilikecheese]

ALL THIS IS BICKERING AND ARGUING IS UPSETTING THE TRANSFER GOD!! OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND SOUL AND HE WILL GIVE MATA TO OUR LIVES!!!!

REJOICE IN HIS TRANSFER LOVE!!!

I read that as 'GET CATTERMOLE ON, FFS!'.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Sounds like Gueye Gana fella has passed his medical announcement to be made shortly.... today will be a good day guys, the first of a few

 

[Eggs]

....Mbodji has at least got to be done by next Friday;

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...-John-Stones-Transfer-Gossip-Rumours-EFC-News

I've never heard of him either.

 

[SaskatchewanStu]

Rumours that we are about to move for Cat Malojan.

 

[Hilga]

 

[Nymzee]

What's crack