Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[BlueToff]

Give us an update then!!

manners cost nothing...

 

[tim cahill]

Give us an update then!!

Perhaps there's no more to tell.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

manners cost nothing...

He loves it.....

 

[BlueToff]

Perhaps there's no more to tell.

This.

Mata is training at Utd, we are training in Austria.

A deal is most likely still being worked on by representatives of all parties.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

What'sa Mata You?
(Hey!)
Gotta no respect
(Hey!)

 

[Ashtonian]

What'sa Mata You?
(Hey!)
Gotta no respect
(Hey!)

shut up your face

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Must be Kenwright doing the negotiations still.

BK: We are interested in Mr Mata. Would he be available for transfer?
United: Sure! He isn't in our plans this season, but we have a firm asking price of 25m pounds.
BK: I'm prepared to make an offer here and now for 10m.
United: Like we said, the asking price is 25m. We have many interested parties so don't need to budge too much on price.
BK: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but I am a West End theatre director and could really make this worth your while to deal with us. How does 10m plus the front row to tonight's showing of Oliver sound?
United: Sir, with all due respect, we have pointed out the asking price several times now. Would you like to make a more reasonable offer?
BK: 11m?
<phone goes dead>

 

[bluestevon]

What'sa Mata You?
(Hey!)
Gotta no respect
(Hey!)

Still hurts to this day that that pile of plop kept vienna off number 1 when i was a lad

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

shut up your face

Ahem

It's "Shaddap a your face" I think you'll find

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Still hurts to this day that that pile of plop kept vienna off number 1 when i was a lad

Joe Dolce kicks Midge Ure's backside lar!

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I'm pretty sure the deals taking a long time because Mosh keeps throwing in hilarious puns at every opportunity involving Mata's names.

 

[bluestevon]

Joe Dolce kicks Midge Ure's backside lar!

But did he ever single handedly feed all the Children of Africa at Christmas



I THOUGHT NOT!!!!

 

[Ashtonian]

Ahem

It's "Shaddap a your face" I think you'll find

what is?

lol

 

[Bungle]

I feel we've hit new lows in this thread.

 

[MikeH72]

I think we should sign a football player soon