I find your brevity in your analysis of this player very refreshing, though some may question on what you base your detailed analysis!
I too have similar ability when looking at potential new players because I have never played any football managing type computer game and watch very little other footy anymore apart from every Everton match. I subsequently now have the 3 basic options to chose from when linked to someone I've only heard of from GOT or another social media source: He's cack, He's Ace and Christ knows.
For me this is one is : Christ knows.