Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[hktoffee]

Squawka.com (OK probably trash site) exclusive: Everton have agreed £30m deal for Witsel.

 

[sageyefc]

Witsel, schneirderlin, begovic

*taps nose

 

[jrj]

Serena Williams would do a job at centre back

 

[Deleted member 24970]

I'm old school mate, FM and Fifa were long after my time! Morw of the space invaders generation quite fancy a sarnie now you've mentioned it though

Combine the two, sarnie and space raiders ! Although I think the space raiders are now about £20 a packet. I blame the Brexit scenario !

 

[Coffee and TV]

Squawka.com (OK probably trash site) exclusive: Everton have agreed £30m deal for Witsel.

http://www.squawka.com/news/everton-agree-30m-deal-for-belgium-star-axel-witsel/713098

It's written by that Paul Brown, he's an Everton fan but wouldn't be surprised if he gets his info off here tbh.

 

[Goat]

Witsel, schneirderlin, begovic

*taps nose

You missed off Mata.

And Witsel isnt a target.

 

[sageyefc]

You missed off Mata.

And Witsel isnt a target.

Watch this space

 

[Connor]

Squawka.com (OK probably trash site) exclusive: Everton have agreed £30m deal for Witsel.

The sauce is Paul Brown, if it's the same one, he is SAUCED (I think)

 

[Phenom]

Serena Williams would do a job at centre back

I think she'd be ace.

 

[sageyefc]

Perisic

 

[sageyefc]

Serena Williams would do a job at centre back

Would fail the drugs test

 

[Walter Ego]

Is he any good Witsel?

 

[germanblue]

With Mandanda going to Palace, I can see us going for Wayne Hennessey

 

[sageyefc]

Prefer schneids to witsel.


Both a million times an improvement on the frauds McCarthy and sniverly though

 

[Bluebonic]

I think she'd be ace.

Plus Barkely would no longer have the biggest arse on the pitch?