Reports: Everton chasing Aboubakar

[Connor]

Its a no from me, sorry Vincent.

His wiki has put me rar off :

"Aboubakar has a decent work rate but he is sometimes criticised for being lazy "

IM SO DONE

Wow.

 

[barneygumble]

My only gripe is that he's African, which means you lose him every other January for a month.

PAIN.

They can keep niasse there too.

 

[DanB90]

My only gripe is that he's African

Wow!

 

[andy4efc]

That youtube video shows how bad he is! Hasn't scored for porto yet for the first two minutes!

 

[Bungle]

Can you imagine his songs tho?

ALLLAH ABOUBAKARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Currently working on something with this as the backing track

 

[danny=)]

Honestly couldn't tell if that was his video highlights or lowlights

 

[Ollie d]

If we sign him the chants gotta be to Feeders Buck Rogers
We got Aboubakar,
He's not quite our Oumar,
He ain't got two left feet
And he's a football player
player player...

 

[jazzy]

Saw plenty of Porto on the TV last season. He is nowhere near good enough.

Swerve.

If you really wanted a striker from this league go for Slimani but he's not that good either

 

[ijjysmith]

Difficult. The only memory I have of this guy is him scoring for Porto on champions league highlights last season.

So going off that he's the best player going.

However I fear there's more to him.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

My only gripe is that he's African, which means you lose him every other January for a month.

PAIN.

They can keep niasse there too.

OMG RACIALIST

 

[Goat]

Currently working on something with this as the backing track

I see Niasse in your eyes
I hear the magic in the boos
Just when I think Roms gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-Aboubakar

I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-Aboubakar
, Aboubakar

 

[Bungle]

I see Niasse in your eyes
I hear the magic in the boos
Just when I think Roms gonna get away
I hear those words that you always say

Abra-Aboubakar

I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-Aboubakar
, Aboubakar

SIGN HIM NOW FFS!

 

[dublinbluenose]

My only gripe is that he's African, which means you lose him every other January for a month.

PAIN.

They can keep niasse there too.

HOLY MOLY

 

[orly]

My only gripe is that he's African

Good lord man

 

[Azza]

Has he won a player of the season award though?