This could be a long thread....
What is your lowest moment as an Evertonian?
Mine;
Everton 1-3 Sheff Wed 1997/98.
After this match, we had Arsenal away, followed by Coventry at home in our fight to stay up.
Mark Pembridge scored twice for Sheff Wed to bring on a massive sulk for me at half time. Losing 2-0. At half time. At home. To Sheffield Wednesday. Absolutely no passion, no fight - I don't think even to this day I've been as disappointed, Big Dunc pulled one back late on, only for Di Canio to put a final nail in the coffin.
What is your lowest moment as an Evertonian?
Mine;
Everton 1-3 Sheff Wed 1997/98.
After this match, we had Arsenal away, followed by Coventry at home in our fight to stay up.
Mark Pembridge scored twice for Sheff Wed to bring on a massive sulk for me at half time. Losing 2-0. At half time. At home. To Sheffield Wednesday. Absolutely no passion, no fight - I don't think even to this day I've been as disappointed, Big Dunc pulled one back late on, only for Di Canio to put a final nail in the coffin.
To me it seemed like the end of the world!
Got reprimanded by a plod for 'nearly' vandalising a seat; 'sensibly' offered to write him a cheque to pay for the (non) damage! 
Set fire to the commemorative Kop Pink Echo in the bogs of 'The Old Fire Station' on School Lane 
rcard - pissed on it to extinguish the flames - forgive me, I don't normally behave like this but I was absolutely steaming thanks to too many pints of Pendle Witches Brew (6.5% abv.) Bawled me eyes out drunk on the streets of Prenton; wife found me having set off driving round to look for me (I was such a loose cannon my mates had cast me adrift lest I implicate them in any misdemeanour!) Collapsed in an hysterical heap on the floor of my kitchen and woke up at 5 am freezing cold, hung-over and miserable 'cos we were going down. It was like a bereavement
