Things you'd rather do than play for england

[Kurt.]

Don't be getting all racialistic abar it but.. yanno.... not a lot of us like that team so... answer the question nicely.

 

[Seathestars]

Play for Everton

 

[chicoazul]

Search hastily for an Irish Grandparent.

 

[Frank De Bore]

Be a Goat.

 

[peteblue]

Get married......

 

[RaleighBlue]

Get married

 

[peteblue]

Get married

Snooze you lose.......

 

[sageyefc]

Spend the night with the fat bird ben mitchell killed

 

[Frank De Bore]

your Katie Hopkins bird.

 

[Connor]

Have a fight with a Goth

 

[Kurt.]

Have Louise Woodward over to Babysit

 

[Boss_Blue]

Laugh at the bad EDL wannabes that follow England dressed in their jarg crusader chainmail outfits while they're out on day release.

 

[Goat]

Playing for England would be the pinnacle of my footballing career, I cant think of a bigger honour.

 

[jaycee]

Buy patio chairs

 

[Kurt.]

Playing for England would be the pinnacle of my footballing career, I cant think of a bigger honour.

sadly there are no burger munching world championships lid so you're out