Outrageous !View attachment 18542 .
Has a son called " Marmaduke " - that poor kid is gonna get beaten up all the way through school for this .
Owns an island off the North Welsh coast so he can get away from it all.
Is a vegan teetotal Tory fraud .
He's a fat Adrian Chiles !
i'd rather spend the allotted time frame travelling around with north wales police mowing down dogs.
Do you just want to be on an island with him for 8 weeks to shag him?
You are obsessed with gentlemans bottoms.