Ray Mears VS Bear Grylls

[Yorkie]

Who's better? I know they're different but:
Who would you rather be stuck with on an uninhabited island for 8 weeks?
See poll attached (or just post KIERA KNIGHTLY - LOL! AMARITE LADS?)



To start things off I am firmly in the Ray Mears camp, just look at this photo:

One looks trustworthy, practical and clean.
The other looks like hes trying to upset the guards by staging a "dirty protest"

One would whittle you a couch and telly with the footie on while making you a slap up meal with easy to find ingredients.

The other would be eating dog nobs and drinking his own wee, then would die of exposure when he realised there wasn't a travel inn on the island.

@Donald Twain @COYBL25 Please take the floor

 

[carlos21]

Who's better? I know they're different but:
Who would you rather be stuck with on an uninhabited island for 8 weeks?
See poll attached (or just post KIERA KNIGHTLY - LOL! AMARITE LADS?)



To start things off I am firmly in the Ray Mears camp, just look at this photo:

One looks trustworthy, practical and clean.
The other looks like hes trying to upset the guards by staging a "dirty protest"

One would whittle you a couch and telly with the footie on while making you a slap up meal with easy to find ingredients.

The other would be eating dog nobs and drinking his own wee, then would die of exposure when he realised there wasn't a travel inn on the island.

@Donald Twain @COYBL25 Please take the floor

Ray mears mate.

 

[sageyefc]

Both are tossers

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Mears every time.
I want proper food and shelter, not drinking my own piss and sleeping in a hollowed out Sheep.

 

[Donald Twain]

He's a fat Adrian Chiles !

 

[sageyefc]

Bears solution to everything is to drink piss

 

[dandydan]

Any fool can drink their own urine! Mears survives in comfort.

 

[Donald Twain]

Bears solution to everything is to drink piss

Mine too!

 

[coollino]

Bear Grylls is an evangelist, son of Tory MP Michael Grylls, and went to Eton

 

[Donald Twain]

If it came to a survival off , fat man would win as he could eat his own arse for yonks!

 

[Yorkie]

Mears every time.
I want proper food and shelter, not drinking my own piss and sleeping in a hollowed out Sheep.

Bears solution to everything is to drink piss

Any fool can drink their own urine! Mears survives in comfort.

Cheers for the input lads, don't forget this when you exercise your inalienable right to vote in the poll

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Bear Grylls is an evangelist, son of Tory MP Michael Grylls, and went to Eton

That makes him a Wool in my book
SWERVE!!

 

[Donald Twain]

Bear Grylls is an evangelist, son of Tory MP Michael Grylls, and went to Eton

I think fatty went to prep school and worked in the city , till he got fired for being fat!

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Ray would give much better night time cuddles.
Bear would just pump and dump

 

[Yorkie]

I think fatty went to prep school and worked in the city , till he got fired for being fat!

A survivalist had to be really good at finding truffles to get that shape mate.