Darth Vader
Player Valuation: £25m
Imagine being made up sitting 11th and being a laughing stock
Martinez is a managerial snake oil salesman. He talks a good game (or, in our case usually, a good bad luck game)...but he can't fix issues because he lacks the nous. We need to get rid asap. The Board won't of course, so all discussions on his future at EFC are moot.
I would have fired him after the Leicester game. He's simply not good enough; the John Kirwan of English football
Say it loud and proud mateMost people on here won't get that reference, but that's actually a very, very good one. A lot of people still think he will be a great All Blacks coach, despite having a talented Auckland Blues team finish near bottom 3 years in a row.
I like Martinez. But I also like Kirwan. I don't know where I am at now lol

I keep reading this stat: it's hawked around like some religious article of faith as proof of something or other. What, that we cant beat top sides? City - defeated; Chelsea - defeated.
So what we beat teams in the lower half. Do you only get two points for that or something? I couldn't give a shiny one if we tale them from Arsenal or Villa.
It's like some cultish incantation:
"No wins against teams above us
No wins against teams above us
Lord hear our prayer"
We're victims though. It's not right to point out any official's mistake.
I read that little conversation between yourself and site owner. I think that's brilliant how you took note, you really are a brilliant member of this forum.I'm instructed to multi-quote.
You can point out official's mistakes but at that point it was 3-3 on aggregate, we weren't losing, so it wasn't the officials fault we conceded another, it was our inability to see out a game.I keep reading this stat: it's hawked around like some religious article of faith as proof of something or other. What, that we cant beat top sides? City - defeated; Chelsea - defeated.
So what we beat teams in the lower half. Do you only get two points for that or something? I couldn't give a shiny one if we tale them from Arsenal or Villa.
It's like some cultish incantation:
"No wins against teams above us
No wins against teams above us
Lord hear our prayer"
We're victims though. It's not right to point out any official's mistake.
Yes, sound bloke was JK. But his coaching, recruitment etc etc just wasn't up to required standard. I wish him well in his ventures going forward.Most people on here won't get that reference, but that's actually a very, very good one. A lot of people still think he will be a great All Blacks coach, despite having a talented Auckland Blues team finish near bottom 3 years in a row.
I like Martinez. But I also like Kirwan. I don't know where I am at now lol
Yes, sound bloke was JK. But his coaching, recruitment etc etc just wasn't up to required standard. I wish him well in his ventures going forward.
Oh absolutely. The parallels are almost uncanny. For me, the writing is on the wall as regards Martinez's inability to take us forward on the football field. I genuinely hope that that writing turns out to be illegible scrawl, but ...Perhaps there is a bit of that regarding Martinez too? He's a really sound bloke who gets Everton. It gives him a bit more leeway, right or wrong.
I don't think that any doubt can be cast over many of Martinez' qualities. He's a nice bloke, he does and will do wonders for our image publicly, he understands our history and status, he's good with the media (which helps) he can spot a player unfortunately his record of 20 wins in 64 league games means he ain't the man IMHO.Perhaps there is a bit of that regarding Martinez too? He's a really sound bloke who gets Everton. It gives him a bit more leeway, right or wrong.
I don't think that any doubt can be cast over many of Martinez' qualities. He's a nice bloke, he does and will do wonders for our image publicly, he understands our history and status, he's good with the media (which helps) he can spot a player unfortunately his record of 20 wins in 64 league games means he ain't the man IMHO.
If a rival club of ours stuck with a manager with a similar record we as fans would have a field day.