Everton v Newcastle. 3rd Feb at 1945.

AndyC · February 2, 2016

chicoazul said:
A truly joyous time for Evertonians as we get to stare into the away end as one may when visiting the monkey enclosure at Knowsley Safari Park at creatures which have human resemblance but behave with impaired cognitive skills, but with many more visible red arses in the away end than the Safari Park.

Absolutely howled laughing at this one @chicoazul - hilarious, COYB 3-0 !!

R.Reddington · February 2, 2016

DareToNiasse said:
If Howard injured

Robles
Coleman Stones Jags Baines
McCarthy Barry
Geri Barkley Cleverley
Rom

Lennon has to play brother

Deggo · February 2, 2016

Layne said:
We're above them in the league = win
We're playing at home = loss
Outcome = probable draw

Need to beat these just to pipe down their supporters, one of which I play footy with and he cheered when Chelsea scored passed us in the cup final

I'd have tw***** the c***

streeky · February 2, 2016

good couple of day's. 17m spent in the window and the impending Geordie slaughtering by Mr Azul. The arrival of the geordies in town seem to stir the juices of our esteemed match previewer and he hasn't let us down.

The Equaliser · February 2, 2016

I expect these biffs will probably take a point away. As long as it's not all 3. Aaalreeet ?

Whistlin' Dixie · February 2, 2016

The Equaliser said:
I expect these biffs will probably take a point away. As long as it's not all 3. Aaalreeet ?

Spurken layk a reet gilbert, man.

Huyton Layne · February 2, 2016

Deggo said:
I'd have tw***** the c***

I'd had a few so I started hurling abuse and he came up with some BS excuse about wanting Hiddink? to win a trophy as he was a fan. He's never been the same in my eyes since then, little weasel.

hibbo'sclass · February 2, 2016

I hope the match is as enjoyable as the masterclass of denigration and snidery I've just read.

matty1878 · February 2, 2016

I keep saying every game is must win and we don't win. So whatever Trevor innit lol

Matty_j1878 · February 2, 2016

matty1878 said:
I keep saying every game is must win and we don't win. So whatever Trevor innit lol

Do you post anything positive on this forum?

Goat · February 2, 2016

Matty_j1878 said:
Do you post anything positive on this forum?

I honestly thought you were talking to yourself then.

matty1878 · February 2, 2016

Matty_j1878 said:
Do you post anything positive on this forum?

Depends on my mood mate lol

Woolly Blue · February 2, 2016

chicoazul said:
, you can sense it too as the arl fella with the quilted coat and irritable nature starts spraying spittle all over the poor fellow in front of him on six minutes when Barkley glances over his shoulder in possession to check the possibility of a safe ball backwards.

I have one of these behind me so I shower post match rather than post breakfast these days.

3-1 to us

mark warner · February 2, 2016

Ace that. The bit about Ashley being a mirror for their own behaviour was quality, so so true. They deserve each other so much, let's hope their relationship lasts a very long time.

Thought we did ok on Sunday, did what we needed to do and no more. I like Cleverley but he was pretty pants against quality Carlisle so would play McCarthy and Bazza in the middle. Del and Aarron on the wings with Barkley and an underfiring Lukaku up top. Thought Mori looked like he needed a rest so expect are used to be worth 50 mill defender now worth 50p (some fans eh, nobs, he's 21 ffs) to start with Jags. Best two full backs in the league (so Mikky Owen says) with Robles in goal, please let Howard be injured.

COYB

Armchair Dave · February 2, 2016

3-0 Everton. Partly cause I'm going for a change, and partly cause I hate these horrible meffs.
Always remember back in 95 FA cup quarters them spitting at us and squaring up to me in the street (I was also 12)

Still, suppose I'm lucky I'm not a horse.