Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Goat]

I think if you drop Messi and use a time machine to go and get Ryan Giggs when he burst onto the scene in 1991 that would be a half decent team.

Stick Messi on the bench though as he can be Osmans replacement with him currently riding a donkey to Bethlehem aka Hibs

Nobody with that amount of chest hair will be getting into my team mate.

I would be willing to use the time machine and stick Ronaldinho in there tho, maybe trade Pogba for Redondo and replace Rom with Batigol.

 

[Ashtonian]

loving how aggressive zatara is being if anyone dares say we aren't signing a load of players.

I'm looking forward to signing like 5 players this window mate according to you. sad we are selling half the squad to pay for it.

 

[maccavennie]

Nobody with that amount of chest hair will be getting into my team mate.

I would be willing to use the time machine and stick Ronaldinho in there tho, maybe trade Pogba for Redondo and replace Rom with Batigol.

Not even if Giggsy uses a Remington fuzzaway on his man rug Mout?

Fair enough though with Ronaldinho and yes Batistuta and whilst we are at it lets get the real Cafu and bring Southall back as well.

 

[Goat]

The squad, wages wise, is at breaking point, cant see any Ins without Outs.

 

[Goat]

Not even if Giggsy uses a Remington fuzzaway on his man rug Mout?

Fair enough though with Ronaldinho and yes Batistuta and whilst we are at it lets get the real Cafu and bring Southall back as well.

Its hard to say how Batigol would cope with the demands of the EPL, could he handle a cold wednesday at Stoke?

Lets keep a proven scorer in there for now.

Also lets go for proven class on both wings, step forward Luis Figo.

Southall
Cafu - Stones - Silva - Baines
Besic
Redondo - Barkley
Figo -------------- Ronaldinho
Lukaku​

 

[maccavennie]

Its hard to say how Batigol would cope with the demands of the EPL, could he handle a cold wednesday at Stoke?

Lets keep a proven scorer in there for now.

Also lets go for proven class on both wings, step forward Luis Figo.

Southall
Cafu - Stones - Silva - Baines
Besic
Redondo - Barkley
Figo -------------- Ronaldinho
Lukaku​

I'm happy with that side now and I'm 100% confident of Bobby was in charge with that glorious side we would be currently sitting pretty in 9th after our 11th draw on the spin has just taken place after an 8-8 draw with Watford

 

[neil999]

Pep or Jose.

gotta find a job for moyes somewhere mate...

 

[Zatara]

I said 2 players in...not sure about "selling half the squad" McGeady/Naismith/Gibson may as well not be in the squad and Mirallas looks like his goose has been cooked.

loving how aggressive zatara is being if anyone dares say we aren't signing a load of players.

I'm looking forward to signing like 5 players this window mate according to you. sad we are selling half the squad to pay for it.

 

[andy4efc]

Should the takeover be legitimate, wouldn't due diligence stop us from doing any business?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Should the takeover be legitimate, wouldn't due diligence stop us from doing any business?

Bill will be onto that like a flash now mate ffs.

Start of Jan: (transfer window open)
"Can't do any business because we're in the midst of being sold!"
- Fans excited for a sale and new owners

Middle of Jan:
"Things are progressing with the sale but nothing signed and sealed yet!"
- Early optimism turning into skepticism by most fans, some still clinging to hopes of a sale

End of Jan: (transfer window closed)
"The sale is off, the investors pulled out due to unspecified reasons."
- The charade is over, and the outcome we all expected has become a reality. No deals, injuries mounting back up and out of the cups. Bill goes from hero to zero, again.

 

[billybeeru]

Let's sell 5-6 squad players and replace them with one big name player. What could go wrong?

 

[Ashtonian]

I said 2 players in...not sure about "selling half the squad" McGeady/Naismith/Gibson may as well not be in the squad and Mirallas looks like his goose has been cooked.

well that is 4 of our 25 man squad. but considering we don't have 25 senior players in there it runs out senior list quite low if 4 and possibly 5 leave all in one go

 

[jinkyali]

Should the takeover be legitimate, wouldn't due diligence stop us from doing any business?

DD will be pretty much done in my opinion already.

 

[mlyons]

well that is 4 of our 25 man squad. but considering we don't have 25 senior players in there it runs out senior list quite low if 4 and possibly 5 leave all in one go

No, we have 25 senior players right now. McAleny and Leandro Rodriguez may not seem like senior players, but they're old enough that they have to be registered. Hibbert and Pienaar are still on the books, too.

 

[Ashtonian]

No, we have 25 senior players right now. McAleny and Leandro Rodriguez may not seem like senior players, but they're old enough that they have to be registered. Hibbert and Pienaar are still on the books, too.

I'm sure it doesn't total 25 though mate considering how many underage players are part of he first team squad.