'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[chicoazul]

Tell me about when you lived here.....

I jammed it up yer mar's Auld Reekie every single weekend there lad.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I jammed it up yer mar's Auld Reekie every single weekend there lad.

Same old material.

 

[Huyton Layne]

I've just remembered that I bought 20 chicken nuggets on Saturday with the intention of keeping 10 and putting them in the fridge when I got home. They're still in my footy bag.

 

[l4toffee]

I've just remembered that I bought 20 chicken nuggets on Saturday with the intention of keeping 10 and putting them in the fridge when I got home. They're still in my footy bag.

Better than a half time orange

 

[Huyton Layne]

Better than a half time orange

Hadn't eaten lunch and footy was at 3 coz of it getting dark earlier so I flew to McD's on the way. Got ripped for eating nuggets and drinking Coke as I'm putting my boots on.

 

[Eggs]

Hadn't eaten lunch and footy was at 3 coz of it getting dark earlier so I flew to McD's on the way. Got ripped for eating nuggets and drinking Coke as I'm putting my boots on.

......you left out the bit about how you played and what the result was.

 

[Groucho]

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[Huyton Layne]

......you left out the bit about how you played and what the result was.

I was energetic as a hardworking midfielder i.e. proper Henderson

 

[tonyhorne]

......you left out the bit about how you played and what the result was.

I was energetic as a hardworking midfielder i.e. proper Henderson

They lost. Badly.........

 

[summerisle]

I'm going to have two sausage butties. If I don't make it through the night I leave all my bacon to charity.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Harrison Ford won't be replaced as Indiana Jones !

 

[LocalNative]

My phone auto-corrected bumhole to @Bungle.

 

[evertoniandy]

Tom Ford - Black Orchid perfume is a really nice scent.

I'm wearing it. NEA.

 

[l4toffee]

In the upper street end and I need a dump . Do I brave it ?

 

[Tramps_mate]

Bob Mortimer has triple heart bypass... Get well soon.

Means all shows until January are cancelled!! Nooooooooooo