How do you prepare for a derby?

[Dithering Dougie]

Last nights Kebab leftovers washed down with a few beers for breakfast then get up about half nine for a pommy shower before heading to weatherspoons for a few liveners and then off to the Nelly for opening and a good view..

 

[Eggs]

.....Guinness and horse racing Saturday in the pub, gym for a jog on Sunday morning then watch the match at home in the company of my family.

 

[Caolam]

This could be 5-0, I think this will be the easiest won derby.

 

[TheFinnFan]

i think i will put my lucky socks on

 

[Fearthainn]

I handle it quite well, it's the rest of the world that becomes unbearable in the week leading up to the match and forces me into a pit of despair.

 

[summerisle]

Saturday night collect goat and twelve other members of the coven. Worship Satan, bag of chips and a Fanta : victory assured.

 

[TheFinnFan]

think i will be so stiff that i cant sit during the game

 

[Fearthainn]

Saturday night collect goat and twelve other members of the coven. Worship Satan, bag of chips and a Fanta : victory assured.

I thought kopites had won the contract for the last few decades?

 

[toffeejack]

Im not sure if i should watch it, everytime we've been on the Tele this season I've played golf and we haven't lost. Even on Monday night i was on the driving range...

haha end of the season when we've won the league you'll be a professional golfer!

 

[Donald Twain]

I usually start the day with an early morning brisk walk, collect the papers, a few good mornings to folks on the way back ..then I spend the day tooting crack!

 

[Woolly Blue]

think i will be so stiff that i cant sit during the game

Drink extra rum. You'll be fine, unconscious, but fine.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Drink extra rum. You'll be fine, unconscious, but fine.

it might help but i'll have to work on monday

 

[ijjysmith]

Kick her out.

Sh*t self until kick off.

Clench for 45 plus injury time.

Have a poo.

Clench for 45 plus injury time.

Welcome her back with loving arms/don't talk to me eyes.

 

[Portland Toffee]

Waking up at 4:30am, driving to Downtown Portland to meet the rest of the Oregon Evertonians and watch the game at 5:30am. Should be a good crowd of us there! Listen to Everton songs all week on YouTube while getting showered and ready, proper up for it now.

3-0 to us this will be lads, they are crap and we are Everton!!!

 

[Yorkie]

I usually start the day with an early morning brisk walk, collect the papers, a few good mornings to folks on the way back ..then I spend the day tooting crack!

How delightfully polite and refined of you sir!