minor things that make you fume


Coming back from a gig, the motorway is totally closed and there are no diversion signs! Must be a nightmare for lorry drivers having to weave around the back roads!
 

People that whistle insanely loud and it's made into a major thing that makes me fume when they're terrible at it. Some guy was whistling in a stairwell this morning and it was piercing my eardrums.
 
People who listen to comedy podcasts on the train. Their stifled sniggering and nasal laughing drives me mad. When I watch comedy I like to laugh out loud. Why would you want to stifle it like that? Just listen at home.


It's like people who stifle sneezes, just let it out for heavens sake!
 

People getting on the train with a Burger King and you are starving but on a diet. The smell coming your way. Heart breaking for a fat man in fat camp .
 
The sense of entitlement when behind the wheel of a car. Today I was making a right from a highway and there was a guy waiting to make a left (in America I have the right-of-way) Mind you, there are no other cars behind me so this douchecanoe could have waited all of two seconds for me to turn so he could pull in.

He flipped me off and spouted some choice words if I can read lips right. Whatever. I go into get my coffee and come out to see he has blocked my car in and is waiting for me. In the 5 minutes it took me to get my drink, he hasn't calmed down. I asked him to move and he went on about how I did not let him go first. What a little princess.
 

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