Can someone please sum up what has happened today? Can't tell whether it's on, off or cheese on toast.
Would be much appreciated.
Well...
Yarmo was spotted in bootle and somewhere else in liverpool. Two separate appearances.
Funes Mori is laughing his bollocks off at the Hilton, taking the piss after his plane took 3 days to get here.
Rodriguez has seemingly disappeared.
An hour after yarmo was spotted in bootle, some lookalike strolled out for dynamo Kiev and incredibly, put in a brilliant performance, ripping a factory team apart with a hat-trick of goals and assists.
The GOT forum logged in and watched the game live. Bonfires were lit, dog walkers were spotted, people having picnics, cheer leaders, music.
GOT has fumed for the last 3 hours. Undecided whether we want the real yarmo, last seen in Bootle or the lad who played today.
I'm high on Crack
Baines left foot is a candidate for worst father 2015.
And the plane is being waxed for tomorrow.
Still a few hours of Saturday to go though.