Fordprefect
Player Valuation: £225k
Who are the 'several experienced first teamers' that left?
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Shut up please, let the man vent some.
Who are the 'several experienced first teamers' that left?
Stop letting facts get in the way, were outraged here.
I reckon we organise a fans' buyout. There are approximately 400 million Evertonians across the world. If they each donate £5, that will be £2b raised. What think you?
I reckon the Chinese would get behind us aswell, and theres loads of them.
We'll rebrand ourselves "The Peoples Socialist Club de Walton" and probably buy Messi.
Sounds like a good idea!
Where do I sign?
We recognise the moaners as an ethnic minority. But you've turned into bad squatters and brought loads more "undesirables" with you onto our land.
You're ruining our bubble man.