Becoming a parent

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Oh stop it.

Be prepared for some dead strange things you will have to buy in Boots as well!

The smell of dirty nappies. (Not what you are probably thinking)

The seemingly permanent coating of sodafed cream in your hands. (It is impossible to get off)

Sick stains on the back of most of your shirts/tops/jumpers.

Visiting your GP/Health centre more times than you thought possible.

Becoming as accurate as a drug pusher is at measuring stuff out when preparing bottle feeds.

Finding out that microwaves actually do other stuff than cook food.

And last but not least, the relief you will feel when another human being goes to sleep or stops crying.

Good luck!
 

roydo said:
Oh stop it.

Be prepared for some dead strange things you will have to buy in Boots as well!

The smell of dirty nappies. (Not what you are probably thinking)

The seemingly permanent coating of sodafed cream in your hands. (It is impossible to get off)

Sick stains on the back of most of your shirts/tops/jumpers.

Visiting your GP/Health centre more times than you thought possible.

Becoming as accurate as a drug pusher is at measuring stuff out when preparing bottle feeds.

Finding out that microwaves actually do other stuff than cook food.

And last but not least, the relief you will feel when another human being goes to sleep or stops crying.

Good luck!
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Sudafed cream is indeed the most adhesive thing known to human skin.

I found that overnight I was good at all sorts of "Dar stuff" (Azul 2013).
 
Titus Bramble said:
Have no kids and live by myself.

*cracks open tinnie bollock naked in the living room with porn on the tele*

Yeah, enjoy!
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Oh, it turns out that the kids don't mind this too much. Just a few raised eyebrows these days. It's only really a problem for them if they have friends round at the time...........
 

roydo said:
Oh stop it.

Be prepared for some dead strange things you will have to buy in Boots as well!

The smell of dirty nappies. (Not what you are probably thinking)

The seemingly permanent coating of sodafed cream in your hands. (It is impossible to get off)

Sick stains on the back of most of your shirts/tops/jumpers.

Visiting your GP/Health centre more times than you thought possible.

Becoming as accurate as a drug pusher is at measuring stuff out when preparing bottle feeds.

Finding out that microwaves actually do other stuff than cook food.

And last but not least, the relief you will feel when another human being goes to sleep or stops crying.

Good luck!
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Intrigued by this...
 

Bungle said:
Be prepared for your girlfriend crapping herself, nobody made me aware that this was a possibility and when my daughter was born the initial amazement at her birth was quickly overshadowed by the awful smell of my missus losing control of her bowels.

*closes account and prays she never finds this post*
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See what happens when you keep going in dry you kinky ol' Ewok.
 
FOXINPEACE said:
Well she's here!!!!

Most incredible experience of my life! So in love with her already

Weighs 6 12

Aiva Grace Hammond
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Brilliant mate, great, challenging but ultimately the most fulfilling times of your life ahead of you.

Enjoy every moment of your daughter you and your partner can - magical times....
 
Egg yolk good for nappie rash and really saw bums . Run around the saw area it Performs a layer of dried skin so stops stinging better than suda cream but stock up on suda cream as its great stuff...
 

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