The Cowboy
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These yoghurts.  Best yoghurts on the planet, no question.
 
		
		
	
	
		 
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			 
	 
	#humblebragChecking my bank balance after a bit of a lavish weekend and being pleasantly surprised.
the minor things that make you fume thread has 5 times as many posts as this one.
Everton that.
If I was a king I'd want more than corned beefCorned beef sandwiches. A very much maligned foodstuff imo. Checked the ingredients on the tin, and it was basically 'beef, salt, emulsifier'. No ground meal, no other nastiness thrown in to water it down. Just beef.
Bit of mustard, tomatoes, cucumber, white bread - lunch of kings.

