Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Nothing to do with luck but rather no money or not enough.
Breaking news.
Mikelsgoat has stepped forward as the right one ot sign to add to Everton's meagre squad. All is now saved for the new season and the Europa Cup. News of the World.
I just want to say what an honour it is to sign for Everton, from the first time I met the Chairman I knew this was the place for me. He showed me the plans for the World Class Iconic Stadia that is getting built in Kirkby and I was sold.
Im hoping I can push for a starting place, but its going to be a tall order, Leon Osman is a quality player and I can see me having to play at 30% to get a place in the team. Im sure that once I pull on that blue shirt and run out at Goodison that all my dreams will have been realised.
I just wish to point out that I do have a family to feed and if United, Chelsea or even Arsenal wish to come in for me, im open to offers. I would even add Barca, Real and Sporting Lisbon to the list. Clearly the 2 Milan Clubs and possibly Bayern.
But im very happy here and not looking for a move straight away, January will be fine.
I like him already
Breaking news!Breaking news!
Just hours after having reported that MikelsGoat had signed for Everton, Hull put in a last minute effort to sign the new comer. It has been reported that he has in fact signed for Hull. When asked about how he was able to make the move after signing for Everton he said, "When I was signing the contract I had my fingers crossed. We all know you can go back on things if you cross your fingers."
I never liked him anyway.
Never liked who![]()
Thanks for that, really appreciated.Um i was joining in![]()
:blink:Thanks for that, really appreciated.:blink:
Or have you had your funny bone removed? 