Jeremy Clarkson

[Toby the Rhymedog]

There once was a guy called Tubey,
Jeremy Clarkson made him quite moody.
He moaned quite a bit,
but then had a good sit,
and thought "well, at least he isn't Jade Goody."

It's a virtuous path that you trod,
The judge, the jury, and god,
But it pains me, this prose,
With limericks like those,
You'll never make it as a mod

 

[bluemangroup]

RHYME OFF

YOU GOT SERVED

 

[Tubey]

It's a virtuous path that you trod,
The judge, the jury, and god,
But it pains me, this prose,
With limericks like those,
You'll never make it as a mod

Hahahaha brilliant!

 

[Tubey]

YOU GOT SERVED

I really, really did.

 

[Kurt.]

There once was a poster called Tube
Who was coming across as a pube
his hate was quite clear
for Jez off top gear
he prefers muscly men smeared in lube

 

[orly]

There once was a poster called Tube
Who was coming across as a pube
his hate was quite clear
for Jez off top clear
he prefers muscly men smeared in lube

What's top clear?

 

[DualityNSNO]

FFS what else rhymes with Tubey... It's like the orange of usernames.

Ruby? Booby?

Gooby pls?

 

[Kurt.]

What's top clear?

*edited

 

[DualityNSNO]

What's top clear?

 

[bluemangroup]

What's top clear?

It's how they pronounce top gear in Aberistwyth. They spell it Top Llear

 

[Kurt.]

It's how they pronounce top gear in Aberistwyth. They spell it Top Llear

Aberistwyth ?

 

[bluemangroup]

Aberistwyth ?

Yes

 

[Kurt.]

Yes

just wow.

 

[bluemangroup]

just wow.

English people like vowels.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I liked the bits about actual cars.

I hated the bits about 'dicking about'.

I was the opposite to be honest

He should have been sacked though, no doubt

You can't go hitting or verbally abusing fellow employees. The BBC is a Corporation at the end of the day, and there are certain things you can't get away with in a modern corporate environment

I haven't watched the show in years anyway. I have little to mourn