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Player Valuation: £80m
Martinez is worried that rumours that he cannot manage a defence will stick, so he has coached Coleman and Baines to hold back, so that they are on hand to support Jagielka and Stones. On no account must they take the ball to the bye-line, like they were doing when we were good. This tactic will ensure that the goals-conceded statistics show an improvement over the second half of the season, which can go on the idiot's c.v. He's off, no doubt now.
Said ages ago that with regard to him and Baines I reckoned they were under instructions from the manager to hold back. As for Coleman if he did go it would leave us with no right back, we have no one who could do as good a job as him.








