I didn't make it, googled "Bawk". I have to say, I admire its terribleness and that someone went to the trouble of making it. Who were they? For what purpose did they make it?
Martinez OUT. There i said it. (end of the season of course).
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I didn't make it, googled "Bawk". I have to say, I admire its terribleness and that someone went to the trouble of making it. Who were they? For what purpose did they make it?
Boss_Blue
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The childish and almost innocent drawing style may in fact be representative of the mindset of those that the artist sets out to mock.
It is, in fact a work of the highest quality satire.
kithnou
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This is a serious thread. No room for such satire.
I expect more from the both of you...
Boss_Blue
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deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
That Gif reminds me: I must buy some corn chips
Yes, we are hard to play against.
Chelsea found us hard to break down last night.....the RS were totally smothered and nullified in midfield on Saturday....no doubt we will bar the door at the Emirates until a deflected goal undoes all the good work with six minutes to go in a few weeks time.
Defence?
We have it covered now.
Provided teams want to attack us.
The problem as I see it is that all during this "mini revival" in recent weeks is that we can hardly score.
We have no one to unpick and unlock a massed defence now that Peinaar is a light of former days and the much maligned Osman is injured.
I have seen bugger all in these five matches to suggest to me that if Leicester or the Barcodes or Sunderland or Burnley decide to chuck a shield round their penalty box we have the people to outwit them.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
Lukaku misses a sitter from 3 yards. Score that and we go ahead.
Don't think we are too far off. Just not going for us.
I see us thumping Leicester.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Leicester need 3 points. They should come at us. I reckon we KITAP1
But it is the same every match, Kith.
Last night Lukaku misses a sitter.
On Saturday Seamus forces a great save from the RS normally dodgy keeper.
Mirallas misses a penalty against Baggies.
Joe Hart makes a great save from Rom against Citeh.
Here's the rub.......goals come in direct ratio to chances created.
In other words the more Joe Hart or Mignolet are required to make great saves the greater the likliehod of one or more shots beating them.
The more sitters Rom is presented with in a game the greater the chance he will tuck at keast one of them away.
But we hardly ever create clear cut opportunities in matches.
I think I am right in saying Eto'o against Burnley is the only league game thus season when one of our players has scored two gials.
I admire your optimism about us thumping Leicester but I can't for the life of me see wher it comes from.
We can't score and by all accounts they were unlucky at Arsenal last night.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
When things aren't going your way everything seems to go wrong. Last season Lukaku would have buried that sitter eyes closed, or would have fluffed it and it would have somehow found its way in.But it is the same every match, Kith.
Last night Lukaku misses a sitter.
On Saturday Seamus forces a great save from the RS normally dodgy keeper.
Mirallas misses a penalty against Baggies.
Joe Hart makes a great save from Rom against Citeh.
Here's the rub.......goals come in direct ratio to chances created.
In other words the more Joe Hart or Mignolet are required to make great saves the greater the likliehod of one or more shots beating them.
The more sitters Rom is presented with in a game the greater the chance he will tuck at keast one of them away.
But we hardly ever create clear cut opportunities in matches.
I think I am right in saying Eto'o against Burnley is the only league game thus season when one of our players has scored two gials.
I admire your optimism about us thumping Leicester but I can't for the life of me see wher it comes from.
We can't score and by all accounts they were unlucky at Arsenal last night.
Lets just get through this season.
When you are towards the bottom, confidence is low, you are always looking/hoping for the next win to avoid a relegation scrap. Has effected the players.
I am also convinced the Manager has panicked about another relegation battle, after his Wigan experience, and in the last month has gone ultra defensive trying to find any points.
I am expecting, with an easier fixture list coming, that we will open up and go for wins.
Have you finished now? Is right, you gang of bed wetting quegs.
No this season isn't ideal, in fact it gets me down and reminds me that Everton will mostly break my heart. Me, me, my. But that's all about me and my personal relationship with Everton. But Everton isn't about me. In fact Everton don't care or even know about me.
So just because I'm denied my weekend and occasional midweek gratification it doesn't mean I'm gonna throw my dummy out of the pram and demand heads roll.
In fact that could be counter productive as I'll be part of a misplaced wider movement that results in us making changes at the expense of potential long term sustainability. Or in other words: Spurs. Then we will find a new manager who will have to change the whole outlook and strategy of the club, it's personnel and our entire important youth system. Because I want my results NOW.
ITS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Well if this not then best of luck finding some team that are.
In the meantime its perfectly fine to criticise the manager because Lord knows he's making it easy sometimes, but pipe down with the bell behaviour because we're Everton and I credit you with a wee bit more nouse than that.
And it would be nice on here to log on without cringing at the giant hybrid of RAWK and Kipper than we've become.
No this season isn't ideal, in fact it gets me down and reminds me that Everton will mostly break my heart. Me, me, my. But that's all about me and my personal relationship with Everton. But Everton isn't about me. In fact Everton don't care or even know about me.
So just because I'm denied my weekend and occasional midweek gratification it doesn't mean I'm gonna throw my dummy out of the pram and demand heads roll.
In fact that could be counter productive as I'll be part of a misplaced wider movement that results in us making changes at the expense of potential long term sustainability. Or in other words: Spurs. Then we will find a new manager who will have to change the whole outlook and strategy of the club, it's personnel and our entire important youth system. Because I want my results NOW.
ITS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Well if this not then best of luck finding some team that are.
In the meantime its perfectly fine to criticise the manager because Lord knows he's making it easy sometimes, but pipe down with the bell behaviour because we're Everton and I credit you with a wee bit more nouse than that.
And it would be nice on here to log on without cringing at the giant hybrid of RAWK and Kipper than we've become.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
*ducks for cover*
I just wanted to write a self absorbed aggrandising paragraphed post designed for attention too.
Well apart from the usual previews like.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
I would neg you... but it would hardly be a drop in the ocean with your 15,949 reps and all...
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