Chelsea v Everton. 11th Feb at 19.45.

Blue 1 · February 10, 2015

I hate Chelsea more than any other club outside of the Red Plague.

No-mark club, favourite of BNP supporters, celebrity [Poor language removed] and Tory Party Grandees, built on stolen Russian money. Ken Bates. Sebastian Coe. Electric fences in the 80's. "Headhunters". John Terry. Cashley Hole. Those pretentious "Chelsea Collection" kits. That stupid celery song. Norman Tebbit, David Mellor and John Major. Damon Albarn. Clarkson. Ginger Spice.

Only good thing about them is they come on to the pitch to this:

That and Mourinho's masterful trolling of our neighbours. But that's a Mourinho thing, not Chelsea.

Utterly odious club.

marty mcfly · February 10, 2015

Del said:
Take anything from this game and I will change my forum name to "I love Steven Gerrard" for the rest of the season

Brilliant because I think we will.

Groucho · February 10, 2015

Del said:
Take anything from this game and I will change my forum name to "I love Steven Gerrard" for the rest of the season

Duly noted.

COME ON EVERTON!!!!

Deleted member 24970 · February 10, 2015

Joel
Coleman Stones Jagielka Baines
Lennon Mccarthy Besic Mirallas
Naismith
Kone

Martinez will Probably play barry in a three man midfield, with lukaku upfront and naismith on the right.

royalblue66 · February 10, 2015

Has Rom ever scored against The rent boys ?

marty mcfly · February 10, 2015

royalblue66 said:
Has Rom ever scored against The rent boys ?

I think this is only his 2nd game against them?

Andy McGurk · February 10, 2015

My timehop app seems to be weirdly Everton themed

"2 years ago: Stupid Heitinga, you are just turd at the moment"

"5 years ago: I'm staying up to watch MOTD, to all those plastic chelsea, IT'S LOUIS SAHA, IT'S LOUIS SAHA, WE LOVE KING LOUIS, IT'S LOUIS SAHA"

On this basis I predict a Jags mishap but also a Lukaku double. 2-1 Everton

Jeff Jones · February 10, 2015

Paul Bernard said:
Joel
Coleman Stones Jagielka Baines
Lennon Mccarthy Besic Mirallas
Naismith
Kone

Martinez will Probably play barry in a three man midfield, with lukaku upfront and naismith on the right.

God, I hope not.

Stonesy · February 10, 2015

Paul Bernard said:
Joel
Coleman Stones Jagielka Baines
Lennon Mccarthy Besic Mirallas
Naismith
Kone

Martinez will Probably play barry in a three man midfield, with lukaku upfront and naismith on the right.

The Lukaku problem just won't go away will it?

Increasingly looks a disastrous buy. Such a mediocre player. Agreed with your team, I'd go with that

royalblue66 · February 10, 2015

Starting to look like its Rom's turn in the stocks.

Woolly Blue · February 10, 2015

Del said:
Take anything from this game and I will change my forum name to "I love Steven Gerrard" for the rest of the season

*sells first born in attempt to influence result

Stonesy · February 10, 2015

0-0 going into injury time.

John Stones picks up the ball, dribbles past every single Chelsea player - going back to beat John Terry again - and rabonas it into the top corner.

Walsall Blue · February 10, 2015

Just had to educate one of those Chelski nobheads by explaining your just a little club in west London with about 15000 fans all the rest are bandwagon jumpers .He obviously as smoked some good gear over the yrs he couldn't recall them being proper [Poor language removed] with a shitty ground that was always half empty and i explained history went back much furthur than 20yrs in reality they're just Fulhams neighbours so come on EVERTON lets beat these great pretenders .I bet non of those headhunters ever mention when they got kicked to fxxx in the F.A.Cup at Walsall ....my how we laughed. ..good old days ..C.O.Y.B.

Alex Hindmarsh · February 10, 2015

Stonesy said:
The Lukaku problem just won't go away will it?

Increasingly looks a disastrous buy. Such a mediocre player. Agreed with your team, I'd go with that

Disastrous buy? I'll have whatever you're on mate.