The Merseyside Derby Build Up Thread

[bluestevon]

I think Liverpool will smell blood and look to put us to bed early and get the crowd ugly.

Personally think it'll be "exciting" in that it could be all over inside 15 minutes if we turn up as we have done recently and Liverpool go for the jugular, which they should.

If the rs come out throwing everything forward mate i honestly think we will tear them a new one on the counter - IF we go with Lennon, Mirralas and Barkley behind Lukaku - especially as stevie Geeeelaaaa is bound to start offering no cover for their shakey backline

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Want him crocked in the Bolton game, so he can't play.

They won't play him against Bolton because the next game he plays will be his 700th career game, so they'll save it for the derby.Sky will make a huge thing of it, there will be jizz everywhere in the sky studio as they are all lining up to tell us about how fabulous he is.

The ref will be under orders from the prem and the fa to make sure creasehead scores no matter what. At the end of the game there will be a newsflash saying that back in the sky studio one of the pundits has drowned in a sea of jizz, and reports are there could be more fatalities.

 

[Simo]

They will play on the lateness of Barrys tackling again and get another free kick within two minutes, maybe even a pen.

 

[efcfanwirral]

They will play on the lateness of Barrys tackling again and get another free kick within two minutes, maybe even a pen.

So they should. How he didn't get booked against Palace I dont know...I was really hoping he would

 

[Simo]

So they should. How he didn't get booked against Palace I dont know...I was really hoping he would

Exactly... Needs to be dropped if Besic and Mccarthy are fit..he's too slow for the pace this game will be. But Martinez likes to play 'safe'

 

[Lionel Naismith]

You just need to look at the poll to see how morbid and negative most Evertonians are hahaha, COYB!!!

 

[deipnosophist]

They won't play him against Bolton because the next game he plays will be his 700th career game, so they'll save it for the derby.Sky will make a huge thing of it, there will be jizz everywhere in the sky studio as they are all lining up to tell us about how fabulous he is.

The ref will be under orders from the prem and the fa to make sure creasehead scores no matter what. At the end of the game there will be a newsflash saying that back in the sky studio one of the pundits has drowned in a sea of jizz, and reports are there could be more fatalities.

lol lol lol

 

[Eggs]

...Gerrards Slip wins the 3o'clock at SOuthall at a tasty 10-1. Could be an omen.

 

[Khalekan]

Gerrard's Slip has just won at Southwell.

10/1.

I wonder if that is an omen......good or bad

 

[BigBlueConk]

Realism and optimism can be so close, yet so far apart.

 

[royalblue66]

Are we going to give him a guard of honour on to the pitch ?

 

[thirdmantackle]

Are we going to give him a guard of honour on to the pitch ?

Into the stadium as well?

 

[efcfanwirral]

Exactly... Needs to be dropped if Besic and Mccarthy are fit..he's too slow for the pace this game will be. But Martinez likes to play 'safe'

imagine him trying to tackle sterling....

 

[Lacina]

Are we going to give him a guard of honour on to the pitch ?

Incase he slips do you mean? Hope the groundsmen just soak the pitch before the game.

 

[Eggs]

Gerrard's Slip has just won at Southwell.

10/1.

I wonder if that is an omen......good or bad

....a little late with that one, I'd already posted. Hope you backed it, I didn't!!!