Samuel Eto'o

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[Chimpy Glassman]

I heard that Eto'o drunk the blood of freshly squeezed puppies before every game and celebrated our defeats by dropping breeze blocks onto lorries off the fly-over.

 

[Moomin]

I heard that Eto'o drunk the blood of freshly squeezed puppies before every game and celebrated our defeats by dropping breeze blocks onto lorries off the fly-over.

So that's why he has left, a shortage of breeze blocks due to all out defeats.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

I heard that Eto'o drunk the blood of freshly squeezed puppies before every game and celebrated our defeats by dropping breeze blocks onto lorries off the fly-over.

It would explain why he looks so young for one so old.

33 my arse.

 

[By god I'm blue]

Apparently, him Bill and Philip Green used to go out on the town on match nights after the game and spent the entire Fortress Sports funds on coke, Dom Perignon and hookers.

 

[BlueLlama]

*rumour*

Etoo visited hospitals with Jimmy Saville

 

[bluemangroup]

I heard that Eto'o drunk the blood of freshly squeezed puppies before every game and celebrated our defeats by dropping breeze blocks onto lorries off the fly-over.

I didnt want to think of a puppy in a blender and now it wont go away. Damn you Chimpman.

 

[bluemangroup]

Imagine all the bits in a puppy smoothie though. Etoo should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Moomin]

I didnt want to think of a puppy in a blender and now it wont go away. Damn you Chimpman.

Errr Mods, people can't say that about Eto'o

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

I heard Eto'o got everyone a ham and pinapple Dominos.

 

[bluemangroup]

Errr Mods, people can't say that about Eto'o

If you are just willing to accept one of our players having a little dog al orange every morning then thats your problem.

 

[Moomin]

If you are just willing to accept one of our players having a little dog al orange every morning then thats your problem.

He looks more of a kitten drinker.

 

[matty1878]

Can we close this now? He's signed for Sampdoria let's move on and get a replacement in

 

[bluemangroup]

He looks more of a kitten drinker.

Who isnt a pu$$y liquor kinda guy?

 

[Goat]

Can we close this now? He's signed for Sampdoria let's move on and get a replacement in

He hasnt signed yet.