NFL Thread

[SerenityNigh]

Try not to fall into the classic American mistake of confusing size for toughness lid.

All these supposed super human gridiron monsters are just fat on water retention in their puny muscles. I'd guarantee they'd be pleading for a substitution after the first Ruck in rugby, never mind when the opposition prop tests out their pain tolerance early doors by giving them a slap.

The game isnt being stopped after five seconds so they would be blowing out of their arises if they did make it to 20 minutes in thick mud that's a great leveller.

Each and every American footballer is an utter fraud. A big phoney shithouse like all the wrestlers.

I'd pay good money to see an average rugby team hurt their best.

 

[Rook]

Like Stevie G Laa?

We pay good money to players who manage to boot into Row Z

 

[Rook]

Apparently this happened last week.

this morning's bankruptcy proceedings in Detroit brought the question, "how would the city handle police overtime if the Lions made the Super Bowl?"

 

[bluemangroup]

Every team has at least 1 or 2 guys that would lay him out flat. Troy Polamalu would make him cry then wipe his tears away with his hair.

Henry Tuilagi would absolutely crease him.

 

[Goat]

Hes got hair like a girl.

I would 1 bomb the little pussyole into next year.

 

[bluemangroup]

 

[bluemangroup]

Half the Samoan team would rinse pretty much every NFL team going.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Hes got hair like a girl.

I would 1 bomb the little pussyole into next year.

Nobody believes that, not even on the internet

 

[Goat]

Oh look another 1.

1 BOMB

 

[SerenityNigh]

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He looks like your average NFL running back, I'm sure he could make a practice roster somewhere in the NFL

 

[bluemangroup]

He looks like your average NFL running back, I'm sure he could make a practice roster somewhere in the NFL

Except he doesn't does he mate? Tuilagi is 20 stone of muscle, running backs are fairly short reasonably stocky and quite fast.

 

[chicoazul]

Bob Marley played American Football?

Case.closed your honour.

 

[Dell Boy]

I wonder....

If you gave a top American footy squad six months, top coaching (and lots of cash) - I wonder just how much better they'd be than any existing rugby team?

 

[Bungle]

I wonder....

If you gave a top American footy squad six months, top coaching (and lots of cash) - I wonder just how much better they'd be than any existing rugby team?

They wouldn't be is the answer. They'd get absolutely destroyed by even the most average Union team.

 

[chicoazul]

I wonder....

If you gave a top American footy squad six months, top coaching (and lots of cash) - I wonder just how much better they'd be than any existing rugby team?

The Union team would destroy them but they would possibly give a League team a game, but only if it was their best like.