The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Not sure how true this is, but my Uncle helped out with after-school footy-related stuff in the 80's, and they ran a raffle one time where you could win a signed (by all the squad) Liverpool or Everton footy. He went to Bellefield one week, Melwood the next, all players signed. Good stuff.
Before the raffle was drawn we had both balls in our house, and my Uncle goes: "Check those two balls & tell me if anything sticks out" (that's what SHE said!)
So I checked both of them & noticed that the same signature was on both balls. Weird. I couldn't make it out though. Turns out it was Dean Saunders.
The story goes that the Moores had signed off Wright to Liverpool, Saunders to Everton, but Souness had said 'fark that' & gazumped us at the 11th hour. This prompted the Moores to enter into a gentleman's agreement that Kendall could have his pick of the Liverpool squad for just 1 million pounds. He chose Beardsley. Souness then had to put a 'awww no, you got me, I'm gutted' face on, when actually he was made up as he wanted rid of Beardsley anyway.
I like to think that's true as it's an arl transfer tale I was told as a little kid, but 50% accuracy would probably lead me to keep on telling it.
Re Saunders - I'm sure there are pre-season programmes with him listed in the team line-up.








