minor things that make you fume

The Cowboy · July 22, 2014

Bungle said:
£60 for a toilet seat? Does it wipe your arse for you when you're done?

Jokes eh. Was furious when I found out the cost.

And another bogseat related fume - replacing a bog seat. Why do they have to be so difficult??

Bungle · July 22, 2014

The Cowboy said:
Jokes eh. Was furious when I found out the cost.

And another bogseat related fume - replacing a bog seat. Why do they have to be so difficult??

This I can relate to, I have to change ours soon and I know those stupid fixings they come with are gonna be a pain in the arse to get off, and then lining it up so it doesn't slam down as well.

The Cowboy · July 22, 2014

Bungle said:
This I can relate to, I have to change ours soon and I know those stupid fixings they come with are gonna be a pain in the arse to get off, and then lining it up so it doesn't slam down as well.

This stupid toilet has no room to get your hand around the back to remove the nut, and when I managed to get a photo of it, it was a metal one, completely corroded. Ended up having to snap the old seat off and remove the fitting with a hacksaw. Bonkers.

RaleighBlue · July 22, 2014

Journalists that incorrectly identify simile's as metaphor.

I understand that it's a minor difference, and it doesn't bug me when people use them interchangeably in conversation, or people who are not trained communicators use them interchangeably.

But it gets on my tits when a journalist uses something that is obviously and clearly a simile and then refers to it as a metaphor.

Jacko93 · July 22, 2014

TBF pal, first responders aren't necessarily employed by the Emergency Services. There are in some areas, community first responders, who are trained first aiders who can secure a patient till the arrival of the proper people. They will at times have a contact device on them that will alert them if something is in their area.

Groucho · July 22, 2014

That "Pudsey" dog from BGT has a film? Voiced by David Walliams? JOBS FOR THE BOYS OR WHAT???

I've got more talent in my smallest fart.......

Shinners17 · July 22, 2014

Groucho said:
That "Pudsey" dog from BGT has a film? Voiced by David Walliams? JOBS FOR THE BOYS OR WHAT???

I've got more talent in my smallest fart.......

And I just heard today, they're making Pudsey teddies. cards and gifts. Seriously...

Matthew mcdonnell · July 23, 2014

The celebration that rat on loan at sunderland does, have to look away every time.

madkiwi · July 23, 2014

Selecting text on an iOS device. I do not have used condoms for fingers, but you make me feel like I do.

WA Toffee · July 23, 2014

Jacko93 said:
TBF pal, first responders aren't necessarily employed by the Emergency Services. There are in some areas, community first responders, who are trained first aiders who can secure a patient till the arrival of the proper people. They will at times have a contact device on them that will alert them if something is in their area.

Don't care, it makes me fume.

Mr. White · July 23, 2014

Women who call me "mate". Hate it!

Baines' left foot · July 23, 2014

When a headphone jack stops working properly so that you have to position it perfectly to get sound out of both speakers.

brownie20 · July 23, 2014

People who stand and have conversations in entrances/exits then look at you as if you're scum when you say excuse me.

RaleighBlue · July 23, 2014

brownie20 said:
People who stand and have conversations in entrances/exits then look at you as if you're scum when you say excuse me.

Worse still - the aisle of shops. Nothing makes me want to murder more than when people just plant in front of whatever I'm trying to purchase for 20 minutes while going on about little Timmy's English teacher.