edie wakefield
Player Valuation: £225k
"While hive is busy controlling your heating at home" AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
minor things that make you fume
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Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Oh good lord, that advert makes me rage
"So why aren’t you surfing on a cab, going to visit your mad Dad, or shopping for some trousers, when it starts snowing on your schnauzers, while Hive is busy controlling your heating at home”
What, who the fck came up with that? I want to smash things when that comes on.
edie wakefield
Player Valuation: £225k
I flicked through my 6 preset stations in my van yesterday and it was on 3 of them at the same time, I did smash things
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
I think I'd have just driven the van into the nearest obstacle, wall, lampost, family, whatever it took.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Radio adverts are the worst.
"At Satsuma Loans we have a FRESH approach to lending. So fresh in fact that our spokesperson isn't a spokesperson at all, she's a (WAIT FOR IT OLOLOL) a singing satsuma".
The frigging satsuma then proceeds to sing a crap song for about 20 seconds, as if it's their main selling point.
The Vanarama advert can do one too, with the deliberately out of tune bloke the start used to portray a cockney builder avin a right laaaaarrrfff abaa his van.
Also:
"One niiiilll to Omega Loans, one niiiilll to Omega Loans, one niiiillll there's no hidden fees, one niiiiiilll, that's the one for me!!!!".
"At Satsuma Loans we have a FRESH approach to lending. So fresh in fact that our spokesperson isn't a spokesperson at all, she's a (WAIT FOR IT OLOLOL) a singing satsuma".
The frigging satsuma then proceeds to sing a crap song for about 20 seconds, as if it's their main selling point.
The Vanarama advert can do one too, with the deliberately out of tune bloke the start used to portray a cockney builder avin a right laaaaarrrfff abaa his van.
Also:
"One niiiilll to Omega Loans, one niiiilll to Omega Loans, one niiiillll there's no hidden fees, one niiiiiilll, that's the one for me!!!!".
Blue Cheese
Mental Patient, GOT Ward
Everything Essex, can that part of the Country possibly embarrass us anymore.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Pretty much every single payday loan company advert, the bad legal loan sharks.
Minor fume that I'm stuck inside from 12-10 so I'm missing all the sunshine. I'm currently on my break squashing my face against a window like a caged zoo animal.
Minor fume that I'm stuck inside from 12-10 so I'm missing all the sunshine. I'm currently on my break squashing my face against a window like a caged zoo animal.
Efcbradley89
Player Valuation: £5m
Pouring a bowl of cereal opening the fridge to discover you have no milk :'(
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
You're both fuming.....but you both know what the thing's called and what it does......that's marketing.....just saying......
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
But I'd rather set myself on fire for warmth than buy their heating product, surely an advert isn't meant to do that.
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Sapie88
Hi @Donald Twain
This! When they've been stood for ages before you've even got there. Just cross the road you meff.
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