summer transfers

[chicoazul]

Like a daughter, not A daughter.
Besides she's a grown woman now, sometimes you gotta wake up and smell the roses.

Count you are one dirty man but I like you.

 

[TheCount]

Im really confused, whos mercedes?

A woman I loved. She was taken from me by bad men. Don't worry, they've been punished.

 

[bluemangroup]

A woman I loved. She was taken from me by bad men. Don't worry, they've been punished.

You certainly sorted them out, Driftwood.

 

[chicoazul]

You're minted now Count. Use that natural charisma of yours and slot everything pretty that stirs in the Med.

 

[TheCount]

Sorry I've gone off topic here with my own troubles. Signings for next season...

With the 30m we apparently have.
20m Lukaku. 10m Tadic.
Hopefully that includes keeping Barry and Barca kid on loan.

 

[chicoazul]

Lends a flim Count lad and bluetooth me any filthy photos you have of Haidee please.

 

[Maestro Haze]

We aren't paying Baines 75k a week either.

 

[Goat]

We aren't paying Baines 75k a week either.

How much then mate?

 

[TheCount]

Why didn't you slip it in @mercedes just one last time Count? For old time's sake. She was gagging for you.

I didn't want to give her the chance to worm back in. Great in bed.

Do you not long for Marseille @TheCount now you've pissed off into the sunset on a little skiff?

Nar, it's finished there, neighbourhoods gone to pot. Plus the shadow and memory of Chateau D'If looms rather large.

You're minted now Count. Use that natural charisma of yours and slot everything pretty that stirs in the Med.

That's the plan, just keep the little Greek chic at the island churning out mini counts. Not minted enough, Bill wants silly money.

 

[Maestro Haze]

How much then mate?

60/65k at the very maximum.

 

[Goat]

60/65k at the very maximum.

And Barry?

 

[Maestro Haze]

And Barry?

60k mate.

 

[Goat]

60k mate.

I trust you lad.

 

[AndyZ]

Martinez won't sell Barkley. Not now. Wait two or three years and his price could easily double. Not wise to cash in at the moment.

 

[Maestro Haze]

I trust you lad.

Cheers, I trust you too mate.

Have a done that right?