bluemangroup
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Alas, no guns. I've refused to bear arms in my house!
Alas, no guns. I've refused to bear arms in my house!
Go on do tell..3x mate. probably done worse than the Amsterdam shenanigans TBH. Just didn't have internet access there.
Go on do tell..
Oh my god ahahahahahahahahaha. Jesus. You are ace.The quietest night we had we ended up in a brass house sharing bags of MDMA with them, If I remember right I bought the MD of a Midget.
I can't say about loads of other stuff cos tbh i'm next to me bird and it's a bit emabrrasing looking back.
The quietest night we had we ended up in a brass house sharing bags of MDMA with them, If I remember right I bought the MD of a Midget.
I can't say about loads of other stuff cos tbh i'm next to me bird and it's a bit emabrrasing looking back.
What's up mate if you don't mind me asking?Fck this illness
What's up mate if you don't mind me asking?
That's ace. Does it beat playing monopoly with two brasses tho.
I've had that for the last couple of days mate, going now tho.Cold/flu/man aids/tonsillitis
Not if they won?
Spill the beans
I've tried to erase it from memory.
Involved two girls my mate knew who as soon as I saw them knew what they where like.
I was pretty much sherbeted and incapable of penetrating a bag of soil at this point, this led to a board game of sweating monopoly with these two birds looking at me like am the mental one.
I've tried to erase it from memory.
Involved two girls my mate knew who as soon as I saw them knew what they where like.
I was pretty much sherbeted and incapable of penetrating a bag of soil at this point, this led to a board game of sweating monopoly with these two birds looking at me like am the mental one.
Brilliant haha.Haha, quality.
Years ago four of us were in town and we all managed to pull a group of 4 girls and got them to come back to one of my mates. One of the lads made a dart for a bedroom with a girl and got straight down to business. We went with the decision to carry on partying with drink and drugs, me and one of my mates was dancing in the living room to the doors "the end" on repeat.
These poor girls just wanted to get banged, but we were wasted. Two of the girls get off due to our antics, so we left the last remaining girl with one of our mates while we ventured to another party. When we came back in the morning we expected dirty tales, the lad who went straight to bed was happy as punch. But, the lad we left in the living room decided to watch Goodfellas with the girl. He was that wired.