URGENT - spare ticket for tonight

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Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his testicles, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth or face of another person.

Well, you did ask !
 
Ignore these lads they know not how to treat an experienced sweet gentle female soul like yourself . I have room for you in the back of my van fancy a trip to Boro ?
 

You're all very, very naughty boys and Santa won't be climbing down your chimney if you continue with all this smuttiness!:D







What sort of van, has it got heated seats?
 
Heated seats err.....................I can sit in the passenger seat for 10 minutes before I pick you up so its nice and warm for you :p

I will even bring a hot flask of hot Chocolate which we can sip on the way up as I bore you to death about pointless football stories which are neither funny nor intresting . Bet you cannot wait :D
 
it's a good jib i left the desc. to vim as for a moment i was getting muxed ip with bagpiping.


i'd have looked a right one getting my bags all crossed.

would you like a tea-bag, oh yes love....wtf are you doin'. it wouldve beat partridge with his "thats not unpleasant.....wtf, they'll think it's some kind of dirty protest"


i have heated seats btw, leather with lots of adjustments and stuff, even got a memory to remember how you like it
& the clincher, when i turn off the ignition the seat moves back so you dont have to squeeze past the steering wheel, it moves to your favourite position before you enter (unlike mrs b.o.g.)
 

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