ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

[d34noj]

What we did with Rooney's?

Tell you what pal, you have a look who we bought with the Rooney money - then get back to me.

What did you do with the 'almost double what we recieved for Rooney' Torres Money? You bought Mr Ed, who is STILL in the knackers yard

EDIT: Somebody stop me I'm getting sucked in

 

[chicoazul]

Where'd he go?

I think we've been a little too eager to make new friends yet again.

 

[Furey1878]

i signed up as nopantsbantz

I'm Bantersaurus Rex

 

[Furey1878]

Where'd he go?

I think we've been a little too eager to make new friends yet again.

Alas, this.

My urge to solve and create anagrams has once again cost me a friend.

 

[lmurkder]

The first rule of Bantz Club is: You do not talk about Bantz Club.

 

[Bungle]

With a name like Strange Bitch I cant help but thinking she could have been 'The one'.

 

[Strange Bitch]

A goodbye Poem (To the tune of Z Cars)

WE'RE ALL EVERTONIAN LOSERS
WE ALL SIT AND DRINK CHANG BEER
ON THE WOODPILE WE ALL SPIT AND SLAVER
IT'S ALL TO HIDE THE FACT WE'RE QUEER

THERE'S NO SILVER IN OUR CUPBOARD
WE'VE WON **** ALL IN BLOO MOONS
WE DON'T NEED THE GLITTO FOR THE SILVER
IT JUST GETS USED TO CLEAN THE SPOONS

WE JUST LOVE TWICE YEARLY DERBY'S
LIKE MEN POSSESSED WE ALWAYS PLAY
YET WHEN WE PLAY AN AVERAGE TEAM LIKE FULHAM
WE STROLL AROUND LIKE QUEERS IN MAY

I DON'T THINK WE'LL STAY THE DISTANCE
NOSEBLEED'S COMETH IN A FLASH
WHEN LUKAKO'S AGENT MOVES HIS ARSE OUT
MORE LOAN DEALS, WE'VE GOT NO CASH

GRAND OLD TEAM SUCH BITTER RANTINGS
MODS WITH KEYBOARDS WANKING OFF
SITTING WAITING WITH BAN HAMMER
COS STRANGE BITCH HAS HAD THEM OFF

BYE FOR NOW I WON'T BE HERE LONG
BIG RED FLAG JUST WAIT AND SEE
THOUGHT I'D POST A LITTLE ODE TO IRK YOU
AND RAISE A TOAST TO BBG

 

[orchard]

Redz are still bittter then lids?

 

[Bungle]

If you think we hide the fact we're queer you might want to read through a few threads, clearly not that well hidden xx

 

[peteblue]

If you think we hide the fact we're queer you might want to read through a few threads, clearly not that well hidden xx

No one, even drunk, would accuse you of not being queer........

 

[bluelife]

I like the way RAWK is loving taking the piss out of the merry christmas video as though it's meant to be taken seriously hahahah

 

[TheFinnFan]

If you think we hide the fact we're queer you might want to read through a few threads, clearly not that well hidden xx

actually had a stiffy while reading dan browns inferno...eventually i realized the scene didnt actually envolve two males but male and a female. Dan tricked me,the [Poor language removed]. And now...im confused. Confused like a warthog after unfair and illeagal castration in the central park zoo.

 

[Goat]

"one season wonder. back to normal services when all the loan playes go back to their club"

Its like they arent aware that they have finished below us for the last 2 Seasons.

 

[peteblue]

Liverpool Football Cult take everything seriously...fck knows why, but they can't help it.....sad really......they must hate being below us yet again.......

 

[lmurkder]

Christmas is cancelled on RAWK