My Football Diary

[orchard]

Well we arrived at just before 2pm but I wanted to make sure the missus was out of work so we didn't have to wait around for her.

Fairplay Mick, didn't you take any photo's today then ?

 

[FTY]

Your Taylor-Swift_Laughing gif mate

Yeah I know, but how does that relate to Mick's imaginary girl getting fingered vigorously while some bloke finished off his bitter?

 

[MickM86]

Fairplay Mick, didn't you take any photo's today then ?

I didn't mate no.I definitely will at the next away trip.

 

[orchard]

Yeah I know, but how does that relate to Mick's imaginary girl getting fingered vigorously while some bloke finished off his bitter?

You know what mate, I'm not sure, i'll get back to you on that one

 

[orchard]

I didn't mate no.I definitely will at the next away trip.

Thanks Mick

 

[FTY]

Genuinely though, more pictures to break up the text would defo improve these stories.

 

[FTY]

You know what mate, I'm not sure, i'll get back to you on that one

Haha.

 

[Bungle]

How much of that story occurred in reality Mick? Rumour has it that you've got a season ticket for the Kop end?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

How much of that story occurred in reality Mick? Rumour has it that you've got a season ticket for the Kop end?

Oh come on Bungle. He couldn't possibly have made that bit up about his dad talking to random strangers. It just feels real

 

[Bungle]

Oh come on Bungle. He couldn't possibly have made that bit up about his dad talking to random strangers. It just feels real

Does his dad even exist mate?

 

[chicoazul]

Needs photos mate but you're genuinely ace, our Karl Pilkington of GOT.

 

[tommye]

Needs photos mate but you're genuinely ace, our Karl Pilkington of GOT.

Bungle and Pat are Ricky and Steve.

 

[Elong]

Needs photos mate but you're genuinely ace, our Karl Pilkington of GOT.

Oh Christ, I think you've nailed it there, I've read some of his books and this is spot on.

When did this happen? 17th Century?

 

[MickM86]

Hang on, Karl Pilkington is completely opposite to me. He's daft for a start!

 

[ijjysmith]

Needs photos mate but you're genuinely ace, our Karl Pilkington of GOT.

Brilliant shout this.