There's a farm called Misery,
but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one
That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!)
And this one's name is Jollity;
Believe me, folks, it's great
For everything sings out to us
as we go through the gate
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats mee-yow
The dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)
The cats mee-yow(Mee-yow, mee-yow)
The dogs bow-wow(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm
All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet(birdsong, piano noodle)
The lambs all bleat(baaaaa!)
And shake their feet(rattle)
Everythings a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm
Regular as habit
The cocks begin to crow
Can the old buck rabbit
Sing "Stuff it up your jumper"
Vo-do-de-oh
All the little ducks go quack quack quack(quack quack quack)
The cows go Moo(honk)
The bull does, too(whonk!)
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm